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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

I think I figured out part of why the word "ghoulish" kept coming to mind.

When the face is full of filler, the eyes become sunken in.

Just like a ghoul from fallout.

And then they all have small noses. And these too will sink in.

So ghoul.

The thing is, it's almost impossible to have that filler removed. Plus it has stretched the skin. So removing it would make their face look like how the skin looks in an area of extreme weight loss. That's kinda whatever on people who have lost weight/had babies , It is what it is.

But This will really mess up the face. It's not natural.

The alternative is to keep adding more filler until the face is 5x thicker and the eyes are so far sunk behind bags of filled flesh that they look black and demonic.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Plus the filler is absorbed by the body, but at different rates. So in a few years it's gonna be irregular and lumpy. Some people go to the extreme length of having glass microbeads mixed with the filler (this is illegal in the US) but those migrate around within the tissue. Once you start this shit, it's just a constant Death Becomes Her maintenance operation to keep it from looking worse.

Or as they say in Ab Fab, "pretty soon you're a just visitor in your own face."

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

upvote for absolutely fabulous memory

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I consider them ghoulish for their behavior.

and we already have a microplastic crisis jfc

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Recently saw a video from an ex-maga, ex-mormon woman who speaks about these people and it was specifically about this face. she said they look like that because they're doing drag. i see it. it's performative gender expression.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What interests me is that I've never once heard an actual explanation. "They're doing drag" might be true in an analytical sense from an outside perspective. But it's not the reason they do it.

One would assume the reason you start is because you're encouraged to get some Botox and subtle touch-ups are a very beauty trend among women. But they all end up with very similar features and it's always overdone. So there must be common pushes and pulls. I would just like to hear it in their own words what has led them to this.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It’s more that they do what drag typically mocks - that kind of hyper performance of feminine conformity. Classic drag has always been mocking the way that conservative women perform gender roles.

It’s supposed to look like they got work done, because it reflects their commitment to the idea that women should be always performing “woman.” Women are meant to be looked at by powerful men, and they are acceding to that understanding.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Again, I agree with you, you basically repeated and expanded on the point of the person I replied to. Like what you're giving me is a good anthropological analysis.

But if you asked these women why/how they got to this point they would not say "well I'm just commiting to my performance of being a woman to appease the male gaze"

For one thing, most of them probably still hold agency to themselves despite the fact that it seems clear they are doing this to appease men. They would most likely have explanations for all their changes and who/what influenced them.

A terrifying probability is that these women literally get told by their spouses/others that if they don't get these specific surgeries they won't be able to do something. If it's that then I would like to know who specifically tells them this and what they tell them.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I can say as someone who's seen similar things in different groups it's body dysmorphia. You focus on a flaw you want to fix enough to pay to get it fixed and it's better, but if you don't have discipline about it you're prone to still see it. It's similar to anorexia where they go from seeing fat that may or may not be there to seeing the torso bulge of having organs and thinking that it's fat.

Then there's social factors. If your social group has worries, well humans tend to echolocate reality off what those around us think and say, so you're prone to the same worries and the same solutions.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 5 days ago

It's the right wing Christian Tradwife thing, isn't it? They have to prove how very womanly they are, and how lucky their husband is to have such a womanly woman.

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[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The evil manifests physically.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 days ago

George Lucas tried to warn us

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is like in star wars when good people turn towards the dark side and their appearence turns into monsters.

Not for Anakin though, he is special and needs to look good to sell tickets.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I need to tell you about a thing about Anakin

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I know but he has a helmet now, so... :)

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[–] whitecollarcry@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

mark this shit nsfl you sick fuck

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everytime i see maga face i think of escape from LA

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Or They Live.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They were ok, can't say they were supermodels but looked ok, however their transformation into a skinsuit is horrifying.

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[–] ReHomed@lemmy.cafe 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The devolvement into MAGA degeneracy is so obvious

You can see them turn ugly, just like their ugly politics

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

And their ugly souls.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Great video from Life Take Two (ex-Mormon/MAGA woman) about this phenomenon and the reasons behind it. In short: it's misogyny.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

My partner recently started watching her videos and I saw this one. 100% accurate. She's incredibly self-reflective and really hits a lot of things as they really are. Genuine brilliance wasted by both the Mormons and MAGA because of misogyny.

I grew up in what is now deep red Trump flag territory, and the District 1/12 level of "we're the hyper-visual freaks focused on image and money, now send me donations, you filthy MAGA monkey!" is severe. Those people rarely see how genuinely grotesque many of these freaks are because it's all podcasts and talk radio and Fox News, which blunts the extreme elements. Noem and Levitt might be the only two the average person would know, and they've only known their mutilated faces, not their real faces.

If you went to a Wal-Mart in any rural town with a game called "ID the MAGA Star!" and gave $100 to anyone able to correctly identify the names of all 6 pre-multination faces, and take $1 per guess, you could go there with no cash on you and leave loaded. I would bet that you'd get lots of totally unironic pushback that Loomer is trans.

I swear, even the porn industry seems less misogynistic than MAGA when it comes to pressure to change your body.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 6 days ago

A big thank you to the moderators of this community for the work you do.

I say this because, even not having read the contents of this thread yet, I know that there will have been plenty of instances where discussions get a bit too... spicy, potentially requiring moderator action. Enforcing the boundaries of civility is a tricky and often thankless task, but an important one. People are angry, and justifiably so. This makes it easy for threads to degrade into toxic chaos, so thanks for trying your best to stop or slow the decline of this thread.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The mask used in Halloween for the Michael Myers character was the face of William Shatner (Shatner apparently didn't know for many years). They made it creepier by bleaching it or painting it or whatever.

Future Halloween movies, or some competing franchise, can use masks of these people. No modifications needed. In fact, maybe let's tone it down because we want to make a scary movie, not traumatize everyone.

[–] ladytaters@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The one in the upper left already looks like one of the masks from the Purge movie. Down to the plasticky shine.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Most of them look like dudes in unconvincing drag.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Top left, bottom left, bottom right, middle right. They look like they're wearing someone else's face. It's the dead eyes and the area around the jaws that really screams "It put the lotion on the skin." Top left, the after, I swear I've seen that exact look/expression in a horror video game, I just can't place it.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The upper right one doesn't look bad, but she also somehow has transformed into Ivanka's sister.

[–] TheSporkBomber@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

She looks like she took inspiration from the githyanki. If she makes her nose any smaller she's going to end up like redskull.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

You leave the children of gith out of this

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Middle right looks like she's going for the teal'c look

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They're all disgusting.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

Yes… yes… let the hate flow though you

[–] plyth@feddit.org 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Why not treat it like a regular F2M or M2F transition? Couldn't it be that these are genuine expressions of who they are?

While I get wanting to make that argument the overwhelming presence of it within the MAGA grouping to me seems to indicate something else. To me it looks like something akin to ritual scarification, foot binding, or skull elongation wherein it's a social beauty standard being spread amongst a group even if those within the group don't care or even dislike.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 6 days ago

you opened up possibilities I wish had stayed closed

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I have a dream where I am running away from Loomar and no matter how fast I run she is always right behind me. And then I fall and she is standing her fingers wrapping around my neck choking me I try to fight back and her face falls off and its just a bunch of bugs then I wake up and realize I forgot to take my lanyard off.

I bet she is just as rude to her plastic surgeon as she is to service workers. Its like they where experimenting to see how much botox they can inject into a person before it kills them.

Oh my god she is 32. What the fucking fuck?

[–] bomberesque@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I didn't realise that these were before and after pics to begin with and was thinking "OP is being a bit harsh on some of these"

OMG, please upload this to the Wikipedia page for mar-a-lago face

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Can't stand my

Can't stand my

No, you can't stand my

Mar-a-Lago face!

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