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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I have a dream where I am running away from Loomar and no matter how fast I run she is always right behind me. And then I fall and she is standing her fingers wrapping around my neck choking me I try to fight back and her face falls off and its just a bunch of bugs then I wake up and realize I forgot to take my lanyard off.

I bet she is just as rude to her plastic surgeon as she is to service workers. Its like they where experimenting to see how much botox they can inject into a person before it kills them.

Oh my god she is 32. What the fucking fuck?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

Yes… yes… let the hate flow though you

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

All I see is plastic and botox.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

I’m looking forward to seeing these trends in the care homes in 30-40 years.

Buccal fat removal + fillers is going to be pretty striking at 95yo.

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A literal bunch of ghouls.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, does having plastic surgery cause you to be a Nazi, or does being a Nazi mean you get plastic surgery?

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[–] RedRibbonArmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I love this for them.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What the actual fuck. I know men get a pass as they age, but this is insanity.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Countering aging in no way requires, like, any of this.

[–] pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

It's their red badge of courage

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

TransMAGA,

or transmantis, because that's the bug they look like.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago

Who want's to look ugly, raise your hand. [everyone pictured raises hand]

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the one on middle right is jeff bezos new wife. Ms LYING cross karoline leavitt is 28 by the way.

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