Yeah, man, you'll get, like, totally faded.
— Charles Darwin
— Michael Scott
this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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Fade to dead
This sounds like that thing where kids were soaking tampons in vodka and sticking them up the pooper... I will not lie, I have considered trying it. More just because I can't believe it works than anything. I can't see myself doing it regularly...
The tampon alcohol thing does work and is very dangerous. Less of the alcohol goes through your liver so you get much more drunk very quickly
You also can't throw it up if you have too much, which is the body's safety regulation for alcohol poisoning. Same reason you can technically vape alcohol, but it's hilariously dangerous and should never ever be done. It's really easy to kill yourself with alcohol when you bypass the liver with it.
Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.
Granted, it’s only Tuesday, but this is a contender for the most fucked up thing I’ll read this week.
Sounds like a pile of supposition.
Prostate cancer loves this one simple trick!
I heard everyone moved on from shoving cigs up your ass to Zynns
Just be careful with the minty ones.
Alright, I'll be there old person.
"Faded"?
I'm guessing high or something similar?
you're already faded
Don't put anything up your butt that doesn't have a flaired base.
Nope, gotta be lit. But it's worth it, trust me.
did that once, someone snuck in one of those joke cigars. let me tell you, worst case of explosive diarrhea I've ever experienced.
This sounds like an excellent cure for constipation.
I thought you needed bleach to get faded.