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Looking at the image another question immediately arises: Do non-AI generated women still exist?

I know I do; because I refuse to use windows.  

Badum tss. (Yes, I use arch btw.)

Surely if you are near a door and someone wants to come through you open and hold it for them regardless of sex?

On Lemmy, men only use doors. Anything but windows, right gang?

No.

Tailgating is against company policy.

Man here. I haven't opened a door since 2005. When my wife isn't with me I just stand outside trying to hide my tears until a woman comes along to let me in.

Also yes, men do. Like me personally, I will hold open doors for other men even. And I’ve had doors opened for me too. These tradwife women high-key rude as fuck for never opening doors for people.

I personally vibrate on a molecular level and phase through them myself.

I just bust through doors like homer in the Japan episode.

All glory to Ken M

I don't open doors. I learned to phase-shift long ago so now I just go through doors when I need to.

r/KenM was such a solid subreddit back in the day. Top tier comedy. Now it’s just fake profiles and bots that use the name for clicks.

As a man, I can confirm I just phase through the door.

If men wouldn't open doors a slowly increasing number of them would be stuck in rooms.

One time, I arrived at a small store as an employee was finishing their smoke break, exchanged friendly words as we both went towards the door. In that moment, I realized that if I open the door, it'll be right in his way and I paused, unsure about how to handle it. He ended up opening it for me, but the whole thing felt awkward as fuck, like my pause was because I was waiting for him to open it for me. Easily the worst door opening experience I've ever had. I'm a dude btw.

I hold open to the door for everyone when it's convenient!

No, of course not. We just check for potential witnesses before assuming our natural amorphous form so we can slither under them.

I believe I opened a door last week!

I was born on the east coast of Canada. Everyone gets the door held for them, sometimes even when they're on the other side of the parking lot.

i usually either opt for going through windows, or wait for a woman or an enby to open a door and then run at them aggressively before they close it

Must be ugly men who can’t even get a lady to open the door for them…

But for real, I’m a woman who opens the door for people who are approaching regardless of their gender and I wish for few things more than exclusively women who say things like this to have to deal with the men who get all pissy at a woman holding the door for them

Only once. Then I leave them open forevermore. Then I don't have to degrade myself with the process again.

I just BLJ past doors

Is it an autism thing that I kind of get annoyed when people hold doors for me? Like fuck, I was planning to open the door myself, now you just changed my plan.

Unless they have a signed JUDICIAL warrant with your name and address on it, that door remains shut.