Do you still take 40 shots and only save the best one b4 you post?
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2026
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Man woman child Martian I will open the door for you if I’m in a position to do so but I ain’t waiting with the door open for 30 seconds while you take your time
I have explosives. I make my own doors.
I do find it odd that there is never anything but a pile of rubble on the other side though.
We sort of just let ourselves get a boner and use it to push the door open now.
I was walking toward the door of an establishment last week and a gentleman several paces behind and to the side of me literally increased his stride, saying, "let me get that door for you!" I aqueisesced, and thanked him, noting there are still gentlemen left in the world; what could I do but let him approach the counter ahead of me, as we were both obviously on our way to work?
Why would a man need to open a door for chat gpt
IDK, personally I always wait until someone else uses it and I just kinda swoop in behind them.
This trick is closing a door silently. I learned to do that when my kids were small.
Why would you open doors when doors can open you?
I don't, I like watching people bumping into them