The apps are literally designed to keep you single

Tbf she made zero effort to converse with OOP either

The fundamental issue here is that they call this dating when it's something else entirely. They should have made a new name for it when it became like sifting through resumes.

She clearly doesn't know how to talk to men either.

If all you text is "hey" to a woman as a first message, you can be sure 99.9% percent of them won't even respond.

At least he tried and gave her a compliment.

As a cishet man who isn't passionate about hyping himself up and gets burnt out socially easily...

No one on dating apps is worth the effort required to overcome the illusion of comparison. We don't know you and we're not going become infatuated over what you can put in a profile. At most our interest will be piqued, but we know we have to compete with HUNDREDS of other dudes and ...ehhhhh.

To put it another way if I was at a party and there was a beautiful girl surrounded by 10 to 20 dudes I wouldn't even bother and instead try to have fun and talk to people I found interesting. But with dating apps pretty much every girl is always surrounded by guys like that trying too hard and the same guys are surrounding as many girls as possible since online they are not limited by the physics of space online.

Even funnier with the timestamps

I was taught to treat others the way I want to be treated, but this causes friction when I want to be harassed and catcalled the way cartoon construction workers harass and catcall women, but women don't like that at all. 😩

You have to know stuff, you can't just go there! Saying "hi" is a red flag, bad seed, you will be ghosted.

The issue isn't talking to women. The issue is talking to people you are attracted to.

I'm bi but I'm not attracted everyone. And I can tell you it takes a lot more from me to talk to someone I'm attracted to and I don't think I could easily just be normal friends with someone I badly want to fuck and just have normal conversations with them.

That guy is a keeper! Lock him down and he'll be loyal for life! He doesn't even know how to talk to other women!!

You may entice a woman with a piece of cheese. If she accepts you may then ask her to wed you.

...she even....she even opened

Had a couple of lady friends who went on vacation to Europe - Spain and France, specifically - and had totally different experiences on the dating apps. Men were open and friendly, knew how to hold up a conversation (in non-native languages!), showed politeness, responded quickly, made first contact easy and low-anxiety, looked good, smelled nice, knew how to dance, charmed the panties right off them both, and then kept in contact afterwards. Like, even after they flew back home, these guys were still saying "Hey, what's up, here's something cool happening in my neighborhood can't wait to see you again".

Just a radically different experience than the American dating scene. One friend straight up swore off American men entirely. She's booking a flight back to France for a three month go - working remote, learning the language, the whole thing - because of how blown away by the healthier and happier social conditions over there.

It's sad things like this that make me think, it's too bad church is all fucked up with religion. Because "Entire families, plus any single individuals, get washed and dressed up, then join under the stained-glass windows to sit and stand and sing and go through the motions, while all the eligible sweeties pretend they're not checking out all the other eligible sweeties, and have a whole hour to think of something to say to them over the coffee and cookies afterwards. Repeat weekly" is pretty much how a lot of people found partners for generations. Especially those whose families couldn't afford ballrooms and country clubs.

Women are literally just people. Talk to them like you talk to other people.

bumble was designed so women could message first.

the messages: "hey"

omg damn that's me. i ended up sending a shitpost meme/pic of my dinner to a female co-student. still waiting for her response.

Women are people so you talk to them how you would talk to another person

The most lesbian thing I have seen today.