Yeah, you don't get Taco Bell because you want real Tacos or Mexican food, just like how you don't go to McDonalds for a good burger.

You get Taco Bell because it's convenient, because you're high as fuck and their crazy monstorsities sound like perfect munchies, or because the call of the void today has manifested in a craving for their specific style of shitty junk food.

Yeah, give me a soggy disintegrating taco with a fucking big dorito chip for the hard shell. I'm going to dump like 5 sachets of the hot sauce on it. And I'll have the taco salad in a flattened wrap with the massive cheez-it in the middle. Oh, and the burrito half filled with rice and cheese that has extra cheese grilled onto the outside and spicy Doritos inside too. I'll wash it down with a criminal amount of the formerly exclusive overly sweet Mountain Dew flavor.

Just fuck my shit up.

clearly you weren't stoned enough to eat it.

Can you review Taco bar for us

In my opinion their Chalupa or Gordita are the best things on the menu. PSA - they don't resemble true Mexican food of the same name at all.

But I never feel good about going to Taco Bell afterwards. I only sometimes stop there if I'm traveling and my choice is limited to McDonald's or Taco Bell

The hilarious irony is that the tacos aren easily the worst thing at Taco Bell. The grilled cheese steak burrito is actually something to enjoy.

It's been some years since Taco Bell opened in Finland. My brother went there and said the tortillas there taste just the same as tortillas we make at home. Lost all interest in the chain with that since what would be the point

I am firmly of the mind it's because the extra fiber added in the meat while also generally having beans and either they get too much and do have the shits, or are constipated so often, a normal soft poo feels like diarrhea to them.

Capsaicin and IBS is an unsafe mixture.

Now Jack in the Box is a whole other story. I have definitely gotten sick from a JitB taco.

I had issues afterward, but my best guess is that it was the flour tortillas + gluten intolerance. Even happened when I ate the potato tacos that had none of the powdered meat, beans, or plastic cheese in them.

It gives me diarrhea but I’ve also found that any other fat food place does also. I almost exclusively eat food I’ve made at home so I just assume their must be something different with the food at fast food restaurants in general.

I've heard a theory that it's some sort of soy intolerance since the beef contains soy lecithin. Or it could be the oats. But I know that people have issues with items that don't have beans.

The real answer is that a serving of beans has more fiber than half the US eats in a week, meaning people who order from Taco Bell suddenly have their guts doing what they're supposed to do instead of the usual protien-and-fat shits.

This is true and I eat both regularly ❤️ my tummy hurts

I’ll toss my hat into that ring.

Nothing wrong some FUPA.

Fat Upper Pussy Area. Basically lower belly fat around the pelvic region.