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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That would js confirm I've got good OPSEC

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Back in the day, if you wrote to the FBI and asked if there was file on you, they would start a file on you.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did they answer the question?

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I didn't ask

[–] Dalkor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Still do. It's a paradox of sorts. They are required to log actions. You making a request and them filling the request is an action. If you didn't have any previous actions, now you do, and so they start a file on you.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

"Object Class: Keter"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

I'd feel relieved and slightly insulted

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine getting Intel on yourself and it flags you as a serious threat and that's what gives you the confidence in yourself needed to act on it.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 day ago

The real societal threat was the friends you made along they way!

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this an Elite reference?

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The Hitchhker'a Guide To The Galaxy.

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dammit, I need to get around to reading that.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Regarding Earth:

“What? Harmless? Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!”

Ford shrugged. “Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,” he said, “and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.”

“Well, for God’s sake, I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.”

“Oh yes, well, I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.”

“And what does it say now?” asked Arthur.

“Mostly harmless,” admitted Ford with a slightly embarrassed cough.

[–] cm0002@piefed.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Not the main character, ignore"

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spiky hair: no
Unusual hair colour: no
Conclusion: not main character

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Number of parents: Not zero

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m assuming this is a joke but is it actually possible to see such files somehow?

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Considering all these bookey-ass dystopian surveillance companies especially data brokers circle jerk and share data with each other, you could prolly buy your own data from brokers, providing u meet criteria, and ur OPSEC is absolute shite (if it isn't you might be lucky enough not to see much of anything identifying).

Source: Darknet Diaries' Hieu episode

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

from what I've heard, the moment anyone gets access to Palantir they instantly look up everyone they know.

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But how would you get access? Government worker I guess?

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Government, police, large enterprises (Airbus, Merck, Ferrari, JP Morgan chase Bank are all customers)

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

Only if your high enough of a risk to ~~walk right in~~ have a drone kill your entire genetic liniage.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 day ago

Good. I don’t want them bitches to think they know me.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you were actually a high-risk threat, you'd be elated to be able to operate in relative stealth.

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Remember boys and girls, the obbo is real 💯

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I don’t even have SECs anymore.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Are we talking Hegseth OPSEC or actual OPSEC?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me when I find my plalantir file:

What the fuck does the smiley emoji mean?

Someone better fucking tell me was the smiley emoji means!

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

These are DOGE approved emoji ratings.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

So where is my 🤖 on a scale from 🤯 to 😎

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

That just means they don't know everything😈