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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My search history is mostly "[word] etymology". Did you know that Eoin and Owen are etymologically unrelated?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My favorite name etymology is Juan and Ivan being the same name

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

Everything is John

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"Is handrail one word or two words? Better search Wikipedia." - Me this morning.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When do hyphenated words count as one word and when do they count as two?

[–] DomeGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In page layout they count as two, since they can break across lines

In crosswords and word searches they can count as one, mostly because small phrases can count as well.

In prose length they can vary: "nuh-uh" is only 1 word since it's less than six characters, but "antideluvian-american" is almost four, since it's 21 characters long.

I guess they count as one word when you're playing an improv or collaborative fiction game?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hey you're not what's their face, no fair giving a serious answer *downvote*

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

Why use many words when less do just fine?

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I feel called out xD (though in my defence, English is my 2nd language)

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

You're doing better than at least 1/3 of the world. (This comment is not backed by science. Just by a feeling.)

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago

But like, with a "spell-checker" or a "spellchecker" or a "spell checker"?

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 5 days ago

And to check your spelling on some.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

For me it’s spelling and thesaurus

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No matter how many times I look up how to use a semi colon; i just cant get it right.

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

my google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do

zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }

[–] red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
> history
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[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

and then if you're like me and you're too lazy to type out zsearch every time you just do

alias z="zsearch"

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

Does zsh not have Ctrl+R?