I don't see how Rockstar will be able to do satire of the US in 2026. GTAV seems quaint now when it's supposed to be an exaggeration.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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Dec 13, 2026 is technically still fall 2026. Winter doesn't start until Dec 21st.
Reinvented Homestuck 😂