well… this beats the 300% death rate operation.
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.
Terminal velocity poodle to the head is a pretty metal way to go.
Terminal Velocity Poodle is an amazing band name
That puts CachyOS in a whole new light
holy Rube Goldberg machine of deaths
Seems like a hit that combined "make it look like an accident" with "leave no witnesses"
Return of the Obra Dinn deaths be like:
Apparently Marta didn't expect to cachy them paws for pulling the old fake ball throw. Poodles are masters when it comes time to throw down (13 stories).
First thing on my feed.
Guess that's enough internet for today.
Nah, bro, we just getting started!
Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.
I think we all know it was a toy poodle with the little Joan Rivers haircut and everything
You linked the wrong century.
What's a few years between friends
this is some loony toons level shit
standard poodles are large dogs surprisingly, even under all that hair. this also like that black bear that dropped on a hunter and killing him under the tree, drop bears are real.
"From the grave" x4
Reminds me of the surgery that had a 300% mortality rate.
Speedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.
Nobody caught Cachy.
Was Final Destination inspired by this?
I guess cachy wasn't very catchy.
(I'll see myself out)
This sounds like a training exercise for the supernatural force that will eventually take over for Final-Destination-style deaths
just a typical day in argentina
Oh my god is this what Danny was talking about in Game Grumps with the ghost that said catchy
Nostalgia for final destination movies. But I think I only liked them when growing up with them. I tried rewatching and they are pretty bad actually.. Hehe.
Will Death give cachy an os ? Poor monolingual non linux users non discworld reading people can't understand my genius -__-