Alien: "We'll sodomise your young!"
Me: "Well, you see..."
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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There's a reason that's what we think aliens would do, and it's because it's what we would do if we found another inhabited planet.
Is this also related to why we think aliens would want to fuck us?
It's the same reason racists are afraid of being the minority race.
Ohh please do come, we haven't been concurred in a while and thigns are getting stale
--the Tivolians
"Take us to your leader!"
"Does that mean you'll abduct them? If so, thanks!"
alien: whelp, I guess it's this then:
I never noticed how caked up Neo's podneighbor is. Pretty good for having never used your ass muscles.
Straight up badonk.
Damn, that seems so much more comfortable than the way we currently torment ourselves while deluding ourselves into believing a fictional reality.
I'm super down
Pls send sexy plant aliens.
I have always said that if given the opportunity, I would sale out the human race to an alien invasion without a seconds hesitation. It truly can't be any worse.
You sweet summer child.
you dont have enough imagination
Found Ye Wenjie
At least they have advanced technology.