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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

Teaching in a school has greatly changed over the past 3 decades. It's still a rewarding career, but not one I wanted to stick with - the pressure to work miracles is too high, and the support just isn't there to do so.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

I’m feeling like there’s more to this story

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 hours ago

Nothing makes me wanna be a teacher like seeing all of the horrible videos on the internet of students fucking up their teachers and assaulting them. Wait, I think I said that wrong…

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 33 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a teacher assistant, 80% sure I want to go into teaching (students assaulting me isn't holding me back. Its just the self confidence of stepping up and leading the class is what's holding me back. And granted, I'm not in the USA, so I don't fear school shootings)

I've had students punch me. I've had students slam doors hard enough to break windows. But I also remember seeing the students learn something. The way their face lights up when they are smarter than their friend, or when they make a connection in math. THATS what is bringing me back to the classroom.

The shy kid in yr 8 is now school captain. The kid I personally nicknamed 'Cartman' because that was his personality, is helping the new kid around school when teachers aren't looking.

Remember the good bits

[–] Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

80% sure I want to go into teaching

Judging by the rest of your message, I think you'd be a great teacher, you should become one.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for the encouraging words. I was going to make a comment about "that's 4 years of study, just for a maybe I will like it". But this year (well, this July) marks 4 years of being a Teacher Assistant, and I'm still ready for another 4 years...

All the signs say "go for it", but the leadership...

[–] Drasglaf@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

The decision is yours to make after all, and it's a pretty important one. But I think any educational system (wherever you're from, doesn't matter) can always use more teachers that actually care for their students and aren't there just to have a job, which isn't always the case unfortunately.

[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago

You're a beautiful human beeing.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 27 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

And this on top of the trump administration convincing everyone that you want to do gender reassignment surgery on their children during lunch.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Where do you think we want to put the calming banana?

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

Exactly where this teacher wants this parent to put it.

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 18 points 6 hours ago

This stupidity makes me need a calming banana.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

Good first step, now make him write “I will eat my calming banana instead of getting angry” 1000 times on the chalkboard like Bart.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 50 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

On top of all of this, at least in my country, the pay is shit. And no government past or present seems interested in changing it so...

Always the same story on loop.
"Nobody wants to work anymore" - Because the pay is shit.
"We're struggling to fill positions" - Because the pay is shit.
"This generation is laz— The. Pay. Is. Shit.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 5 points 4 hours ago

I was getting paid more than my teacher friends working in the office being a entry-level data entry person. It sucks how we undervalue teachers.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Your fucking kid should get his teeth knocked out the back of his head. How's that banana?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago

The calcium will help regrow them⸮

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Calming banana uno reverse

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 57 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

As student services this year: two broken pairs of glasses, one broken finger, laceration to my face from flying objects, sexual assault (breast bitten, fingers rammed into my junk) among the more memorable. I spent the holidays limping from being knocked into a wall. A typical day includes being hit with items, punched, and kicked. I barely notice being physically assaulted or death threats. The SA was mainly notable because it became a dcf call. To be clear, the teacher or peer is the first target and the onus is often on them to protect the peer so they get the worst of it while being paid less.

I wish them all the best, my last day is very soon.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

I'm just surprised they didn't write something like "You deserved it". It gets even worse than this, believe it or not.

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 38 points 12 hours ago

As a youth soccer coach, I'd take this over some of the parents I've dealt with. We had one girl bullying other kids and when we told the mom she refused to believe us. Even when one of the other coaches told her she overheard it. The mom just said she must have misheard.

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