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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I still have some cds my high school gf burned for me...

She was soon after diagnosed scizophrenic. Jesus told her to burn all her rock music because it was evil. He apparently told her this thst morning while bathing in her coffee cup. After she'd done her collection st showed up at my house and started burning mine, so I wouldn't go to hell either.

[–] pirc_lover@feddit.uk 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine I bothered to look up the Matt Damon rapidly aging gif, and put it in this reply. If it’s not too much trouble.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

NO! he said imagine it not post it!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, the old rituals. I remember summoning the powers of the dark gods Napster and Limewire as part of the rites.

Though I am old enough to remember the more ancient cassette magics. Those required precise mixing rather than burning, and were much more archaic, sometimes involving transcribing messages from the very ether.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ah, the old rituals. I remember summoning the powers of the dark gods Napster and Limewire as part of the rites.

The good old days when you didn't know if you were downloading a Metallica song, pornography, or a virus but were happy regardless.

[–] Smart_Penicillin@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

Nero Burning ROM!

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

And it really whips the llama’s ass

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Excellent troll.

Millennial kids knew about rotary phones, and floppy disks, and dot-matrix printers. Was still fun to rib at the older generations ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Elder Millennials were always one buffer underrun away from wasting five bucks.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 19 hours ago

I remember getting yelled at for disabling call waiting before getting onto AOL...