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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I do think it's weird that every banana cultivar is described a having a "creamy" texture. Is there a banana with a jagged, rough texture out there? Chunky? Gritty? Watery? Greasy?

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh fuck, give me them greasy nanners!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I've definitely had gritty bananas. Red bananas have such a small window of ripeness anymore they might as well be called gritty bananas now.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have no clue what bananas used to taste like before they got bred to mostly the same 🍌 but maybe? I'm too lazy to look up descriptions of the tastes of old banana types. I also don't want to see the results of said web search.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

well cooking bananas/plantains are starchy

[–] python@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We need more mainstream banana varieties :c I don't want to die only having tried the Canvendish

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you're in the US, there's a lot of options for ordering exotic fruits, including bananas, but they can be expensive and you got to be ready to eat them fairly fast once they arrive in the mail.

I have a friend who used Miami Fruit before: https://miamifruit.org/collections/fresh-fruit/products/banana-variety-box

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 15 points 1 day ago

You bet your goddamn ass I can eat $147 worth of exotic bananas in two days.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I order exotic fruit plants from Sow Exotic, they have a pretty good range of bananas. The search function isn't great but their selection is.

https://sowexotic.com/collections/all-plants?sort_by=relevance&q=Banana+

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 53 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's not a snack, it's a huge meal!

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 days ago

Family size banana

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HANDS OFF MY BANANA!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

x5 multiplier, 1 in 1,000,000 chance to go extinct at the end of the round

[–] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

*only works in hawaii

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

banana for scale?

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe this is what we'll get when the Cavendishes go extinct.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is already a cavendish variety that resists the fungus or what is it attacking it, but it was created using gene manipulation so it's not allowed in the EU

[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Can we do a plague resistant Gros Michel, please?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 days ago

one can only hope

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let's just hope they have a bunch of seeds cryogenically frozen in a lab somewhere.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure I have an ex that can deepthroat that like it's nothing...

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Do not the Hua Moa banana

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Perfectly sized for slenderman's hands. Checkmate athiests.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

I see your eggplant and raise you a banana.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

That’s a nice chode

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

I thought maybe it would be the bit from Young Frankenstein where women sing in reaction to the monster's ehem banana

He does have "an enormous schwanzstucker" y'know