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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 107 points 1 week ago (5 children)

No judgment, but why does it look like hes about to get railed?

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN SON, NOW FUCK ME!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Who do you think took the photo?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The angle and no visible clothing

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Bros lookin back at it

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

My first thought. Is this boys halfway house?

[–] TRock@feddit.dk 14 points 1 week ago

Looks like he is on the tattoo chair

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Some might even call the final boss… ~~seig~~ Sieg Kyle

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

God dammit......I hate that was actually a good pun.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

My bad, as an AI chatbot I often misspell and pull shite out of my electronic butt. I’m the future!

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sorry, but it's Sieg ~~noch~~ not seig

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago

Sorry, but it's not not noch.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 week ago

Calm down, Adolf.

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 65 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Imagine your whole personality is caffeine soda and traitors and you're also proud enough to tattoo it

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And back skin that ripped open...

Ripped open back skin and that flag reminds me of something.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I feel like it also encapsulate being a "ufc" fan while having no respect for martial arts or martial artist.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 48 points 1 week ago

Took me a while to realise it's not the American flag. Although, there's not much of a difference these days.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything about this image checks out with current events, including the parts off camera. Nobody looks back like that unless something's happening back there.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

This is definitely a cropped screenshot from some hardcore gay porn.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

He looks like he's bending over to get railed.

Not unlike his predecessors from the 1860s

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have no scruples about burning this flag. Just need a Jerry can and a lighter.

it is the right way to dispose of a flag with appropriate honors

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Side question: why do they call it a "Jerry" can?

Edit: looked it up. It's a ww2 British slur for Germans

Edit 2: wondered about "Jerry-Rigged" https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/jerry-built-vs-jury-rigged-vs-jerry-rigged-usage-history

Tldr: MW's summary, in order from newest term to oldest:

Jerry-built means “built cheaply and unsubstantially.” Jerry-rigged means “organized or constructed in a crude or improvised manner.” Jury-rigged means “constructed or arranged in a makeshift fashion.”

Yeah basically during the start WW2 the allies largely used fuel bladders, then after awhile allied forces started to steal German fuel cans since they were objectively better than anything the allies and for that purpose. The name Jerry can just kinda stuck.

[–] vinyl@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Backshots Kyle

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Man, we need a shitty tattoos community.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

Fitting pose

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

I don't get it, what is the appeal?

The Confederacy were a bunch of racist assholes that wanted to be able to subjugate people for their race. They lost.

So why would anyone want to even be associated with a loser racist club, let alone be so fixated on it that you tattoo your back full with it...

Once this is over, can the US please make that first amendment a little bit more sensible? Yeah, it's fine to talk about Hitler, it's not fine to start neo nazi groups, or saying that Hitler was right (except about killing Hitler, he was totally right). Similarly, I believe that the confederate flag should be prohibited except for education like schools and museums.

Yes, I want freedom of expression, but I think we've arrived at a point in time where we can safely say that allowing people to say anything positive about fascism never ends well.

Similarly, I want a law that needs organizations should always be factual. I know, I know, facts are hard and bias, up to a certain level, will always be there but there is a HUGE difference between any US news organization from the 70s and Fox News. Fox News is a propaganda platform, period. It should be prohibited, fuck all first amendment arguments about this. You can't allow somebody to constantly lie to millions of people, it will end badly. News organizations should also be 100% independent. Put an independent news foundation funded by the government that can play journalists to make real news and inform people, for example.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's the monster (energy drink) logo.