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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

That explains so much

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No friggin way. I always thought he was from the Pacific West or somthing.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope, he's Columbus's favorite son. So much so that the left wing has been meming about renaming the city Flavortown for years

[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ahh, that's right. It's been so long since I've seen him in anything. XD

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I assumed he came from the West Coast of Hell.

[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I grew up in a household that kept with a healthy Mediterranean diet, no sugar, drinking whatever milk my mom decided was healthiest at the time, salads and kale chips, where cutting the bottom of a broccoli stock would be considered a cookie-

And then I moved to the Midwest. My god the orgasmic feeling of digging into chicken wings for the first time or a corn pudding. I had no clue that everyone here puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes or in a sandwich with peanut butter, like what?

And pizza- PIZZA. Look, I've had plenty of pizza before, vegan, peach slices on arugula with a light sauce. But Chicago deep dish? Pizza or not it's a monument to man's gluttony. Double dough? My god that thicc slice is choice.

The chef's here are essentially participating in assisted suicide, and it's the best thing ever. When I go out now, I'm going to Dr. Kavorkian's 24 hour diner, extra gravy please.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You have a way with words.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And plenty of Cream of ______ soup

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget 5 pounds of butter.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Topped off with an extra can of Cream of Butter soup.

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That’s where all the flavor is

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Anybody can cook like Paula Dean. All you need is lots of butter, cheese, and racism.

[–] inkzombie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Me adding a third block of cream cheese:

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Packet of ranch mix. Then you put a packet of ranch on top of that. Now into the crockpot for a week.

Ree Drummond

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where does creme cheese come in blocks?

[–] cujo255@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

..everywhere? In the us at least it does

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here in the Netherlands I've never seen it not come in a tub.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It also comes in tubs here, but the traditional way here is a block in a foil like wrap that can be resealed by it being a sticky product

[–] stormeuh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn't Mon Chou traditionally come as a block?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah, you're right!

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

In the Midwest, obviously.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen cream cheese not in a block

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

Costco has some cream cheese in tubs, from what I recall.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I picture a lady named Marge wearing Mom jeans and a sweater vest with an accent like the characters in Fargo.

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Taste Buds with Stephanie https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJqY8NWLktiQGkFfOAVKhFgq3f9Et6Jr6

Or Relish with Yia Yang on PBS