Edit: please correct me if the colors in the description are wrong. I'm colorblind ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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Everything reminds me of her.
her
Sure? o_Ô
i mean, are they wrong mr... fresh light?
Damn. Her cock is huge!
Brushy
I don’t understand 🤔
Tap for spoiler
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsune_Miku
Oh. Ok. Thanks
Oh my God i totally see it now, but i thought you were 'losing your mind' because they put toilet brushes(?) righ next to the spicy food 🤣
Spoiler
TIL she is a singing voice synthesizer software and a voicebank as well as a character.
I thought she was just a cartoon singer lady. Didn't realize that she's fictionally also 16, I guess that is a choice.
spoiler
Didn’t realize that she’s fictionally also 16, I guess that is a choice.
WELCOME TO JAPAN! They got lobster cola, and panties with dookies in vending machines.
Music video "gimme chocolate" of highly popular group "Babymetal".
Same. I learned a week or so ago
Excellent example for how image descriptions can help not only people who use screen readers. 🙃
🟡〽️💧🔵💧🔻🔴🔻
(swear to fucking god there used to be a light blue circle emoji, apparently it doesn't exist????)
Right next to the seahorse emoji
triple baka my beloved
Sorry to hear of your brush with insanity.
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Oh I saw slender man with his dick out at first, ignoring the colours.
colours are correct.
So, you bought 6 brushes and proceeded to... coat them... in ... protein?
<-- temporarily forgot the English word for Spanish "cepillo"
It's "brush", thanks!
<-- temporarily forgot the English word for Spanish “cepillo”
ok, gracias por compartir? Que tiene que ver?
I used "cleaning scrubs" instead of "toilet brushes" in the image description before editing
no son "cepillos de baño" en español?
Sí son, pero tiendo a olvidar palabras en ambos idiomas 🤷
Me pegó el viejazo, creo
What is it
Hatsune Miku
First time?
Open secret, hiding in your spice aisle.