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And here I was thinking I'd be original
Hey, you. You're finally awake ...
Alternatively: There's always a way in - Chinese Hacker from CnC Generals
Cha-ching! - Tanya from CnC Red Alert 1/2
THX
You're welcome
The stone cover being removed from the Ark of the Covenant sarcophagus.
Navi shouting “HEY! LISTEN!”
Similar vein, I'd go with the treasure chest "Da-na-na-naaaaaaahhh!"
SomeBODY one told me-
The fake telephone sound cell phones make when old people leave the ringer on.
Star Trek transporter sound.
The William Tell Overture Finale.
Aku Aku from Crash Bandicoot going "Ooga Booga" when you get a mask.
A rain stick so I can sleep better through the night.
Diving board wobble cartoon sound.
That weird stretching sound effect from banjo kazooie when you feed the eagle in click clock wood enough worms to make him grow
It would howl like a wolf have it's eyes pop out before hitting it's own (dick) head with a hammer
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You know that creaking sound you hear when the characters in a horror movie explore a massive empty ship?
Full loony tunes theme song.
I call my sex nintendo because she puts blow on my cartridge before I stick it in her system
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It would sound like a Mexican car horn, playing La Cucaracha.
That sentence doesn't convey grammatical aspect, resulting in people's very different understanding (startup or continuous sound?)
The Nokia 3310 ringtone
Groan tube
Final Fantasy victory tune.
The Killbill fight alarm sound.
That noise the transformers make in those fuck awful movie. Che-cher-waa-che yknow what im saying
"hotdogs"
Gas weedeater starting up
The klaxon from Goldeneye 64
Rising up: Pac-Man entrance song On the decline: the Pac-Man dead sound
The Pokémon evolution celebration sound