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It'd go AAAAAAAA in a Pee Wee Herman voice and scare the shit out of everyone
I'm getting older... so my guess is it would sound like a mid-90s inline 6 diesel engine trying to start on a cold winter morning after setting for a few days...
Nah, mine's the original NES Super Mario Bros. underworld theme.
"Boner boner boner" "Boner boner boner"
That runner up... I got an instant spike of anxiety.
I guess I'm young enough that I never had to use it for work meetings, just calls with long distance family. Good memories!
Beavis and Butt-Head saying "booooioioing!"
It should make a cartoonishly "sproioioioing"
The Nokia 3310 ringtone
That sentence doesn't convey grammatical aspect, resulting in people's very different understanding (startup or continuous sound?)
The chest opening music from Legend of Zelda
It would sound like a Mexican car horn, playing La Cucaracha.
WoW group finder ready alert.
I call my sex nintendo because she puts blow on my cartridge before I stick it in her system
Username suggests otherwise
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Wet fart sound
Kept you waiting huh?
Based on the rest of anything that moves in my body either crunchy joint noises or excessively loud gut squeals.
The stone cover being removed from the Ark of the Covenant sarcophagus.
The William Tell Overture Finale.
Full loony tunes theme song.
Aku Aku from Crash Bandicoot going "Ooga Booga" when you get a mask.
Star Trek transporter sound.
The windows 3 ding sound
Gas weedeater starting up
"Send in the Clowns"