No, they told me I could stop.
Come to think of it, the word they used was "should". They were really quite emphatic about it.
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026
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Hi, admin of thelemmy.club here -
I've spoken with the other Lemmy admins in our group chat and we have decided to take this down. We made it very clear that this requirement should not be discussed. As a one time warning we will not ban you, but we will expect three photos this week.
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- All Lemmy admins.
The Wednesday nude:
The Epstein Files nude:
The HEX nude:
There are a lot of communists on Lemmy, so it's only right your admin sees the means of reproduction.
Wait until they decide to seize it
In China they did.
They sterilized women who have more than 1 child so they literally did seize your ability to reproduce.
Sorry if this took a serious turn, but every time I think of my mom, that one child policy stuff comes to mind.
When you're a mod they let you do it
Omfg I'm tired of this.
Read your fucking instance rules.
Penis inspection is mandatory.
They immediately sent my first one back and said: “Please stop. We’re gonna make an exception for you.”
Kinda knocked my confidence a little bit, to be honest.
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I'm lying naked in bed with my admin and all other instance users right now.
I took a look at your instance
It's just you isn't it.
We're having quite a fabulous time over here!
You must be crazy small. I don't even notice you in here with me.
That's what she said.
That's an interesting kink: admin/user.
The Fedi-Vers
Pretty standard, really.
We are ad free and the server costs need to be covered somehow.
Wait, that's not fair!
When I send nudes, they just threaten to ban me.
You say "have to". I say "get to".
Nah it's a perk for me, punishment for the mod
Only weekly!?
Still trying to figure out the admins, figured if you send to enough the mods would respond
/S because app I feel the need too
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You guys are sending nudes? I just send feet pics.
Oh look a Snot Flickerman over here with pretty enough feet to not send bumhole pics! Do you think your gorgeous feet make you better than the rest of us huh?!?
I have fat edema swollen feet from my cancer meds. I guess someone got a fetish for sausage toes.
Thinking I'm better than the rest of you really is it's own separate thing.
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I thought it was a weird requirement to "send nudes of your cat daily" for a social media membership. But whatever. The cat likes it.
That's odd. I just had to send one and they told me they won't be needing more.
I think you misunderstood. The email said noods. You’re supposed to send them noodles!
Noodles? I thought it said Noots?!
Don't be such a prude! It's for science!
Nope, cause my adult filters are active so I haven't seen a single nude since I joined. I also blocked any sub that had that theme.
EDIT: Oh wait.. I just reread that.
Am I not understanding your joke, or did you not understand the original one?
... This is what I get for hitting up the shitpost threads before coffee.
Haha, feel you. We've all been there.
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