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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 28 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

And remember: if you're not running her on your own hardware she's not an AI girlfriend. She's an AI prostitute.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

A/S/L?

(api, site domain, login credentials)

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 54 minutes ago

Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷‍♂️

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 49 minutes ago

If you're running her on your hardware she's a slave, if you're running her on her hardware she can be a girlfriend

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

I can fix her

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Aw yeah baby shake that heatsink

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Your irl girlfriend (exploded view):

[–] degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

0/10, terrible cable management.

[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I dunno…every other arrangement seems to result in near instant death or permanent disability

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Hmmm, gotta say the exploded video card is sexier.

[–] Hond@piefed.social 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I run my GPU at ~37 C for reasons.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago
[–] officermike@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Water cooled? Squirter confirmed.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How much ram do i need to get an ai girlfriend in higher resolution?

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

More than you can afford

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 hours ago

If you look on the back of your PC and see that weird hole that seems to serve no purpose? There it is.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I date her for the RAM.

These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.