Sell JD vance?
hell. I'd give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he's one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying "$50" and not have it walk away.
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Sell JD vance?
hell. I'd give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he's one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying "$50" and not have it walk away.
I’ll pay you $50 to take him away, and that’s my final offer!
Wait, come back, how about $100? $200?
Wait, will he be tied up and gagged?
gotta keep him from fucking the couch somehow...
I would offer drugs if you'll take jd with you
Lol! As if any self-respecting drug dealer would take JD Vance as payment. They may as well just be giving you free drugs.
Can we not just post the link to the actual article? This is like hearsay gossip bullshit. The original article is salacious enough. Stop supporting this fluff
You know GWAR would buy JD Vance for fifty bucks.
They would make a skin couch out of him and fuck it.
[T]o be a bit serious one irony of Vance’s life is that he is also an addict: addicted to power and clearly willing to sell anything to get it," Bouie added.
Great video on the topic of power as an addiction for any interested: https://youtu.be/7ebhXFuPkR4
Our precious baby boy is even featured as the epitome of this issue.
More likely he’d be turned into orphan meat. Nobody’s paying for that creature.