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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They've done studies showing people who don't get physical touch often (or ever) spend more time in the shower, and like it hotter.

I think about that a lot. Been over a year since I had sex, and almost a year since I had full body contact with someone. I think I'm not alone in that these days.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I also piss in the shower.

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ever heard: there are 2 kinds of people in this world. People who pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars!

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honest question: don’t you mind the smell? No matter how much I rinse the drain it keeps smelling all day long.

[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

No, but I keep the drain clear of hair and debris, you night have some soap scum and hair stuck, causing the smell

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

drink more water, or check your blood sugar

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What about swimming pools?

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pissing in the pool produces awful nitrogen trichloride pls don't

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that's why i wait until i'm done swimming

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

but still in the pool, from the side

as is tradition

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Please don't. Is it that hard to leave the pool first and go to the showers to pee there? The showering people there need the warm yellow.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Same here, doesn't really matter as it is immediately washed away.

[–] SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Its all pipes anyway.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

And I have soap!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. But I've heard, some people take offence to that.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My (now ex-) wife hates it... But our kids do it all the time, so what's the difference if I do too?

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago

This is the way

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about overthinking about everything

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

No way!

Unless... no, never mind.

But then again... no, forget it.

Although... please ignore me.

Except, it's just that...

[–] AiricaFyresong@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I also like to spend time in lengthy debates with the shampoo and conditioner.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

yeh but I have the heads up leg up on that one because I read all their ingredients on the shitter

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Those debates can really drag on.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And for a few weeks during summer, it is super nice and cool so you can cool off and sleep.

For years I have thought about getting a small portable AC unit for the summer so that I can pre chill my bedroom before going to bed, but every year I feel it is too expensive, and keep using the shower and a sheet to cool down

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

pleasebetechnologyconnections...
...yes!

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I've actually been seeing dual-hose units in stores now!

I like to imagine someone in a position of power watches that channel and actually did something about it.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Mono block units are, yeah. However some split units have appeared on the market in recent years and they are great for people who rent an apartment without any AC. I bought a Midea PortaSplit last year and it's amazing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

there are units that blow under your blankets now.

1000003022

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why you would call your mom a unit is beyond me.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, they tried to push her back in the water.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

huh.... extra deep sheets with one of those hooked up under the fitted... that is not a terrible idea and it speeds up the heat death of the universe

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

bit annoying that this is true

[–] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This is why we have saunas in Finland

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Nordic saunas are the best.

Mana-manah.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

This is starting to get very costly