I mean, if the goat shepherds have some strong moral positions, I don't see why they'd be disqualified. Ethics isn't something we invented in the 21st century, ffs. Bronze Age humans had as much a claim to it as anyone. Just ask Socrates or Confucius or Nezahualcóyotl.

Given the current state of the 21st century political scene, I'm not bending over to give modern day philosophers extra credit. Say what you will about Thomas Aquinas, he doesn't appear anywhere in the Epstein flight logs. That's more than Noam Chomsky or Peter Mandelson can claim.

It isn't accurate anyway, the Bible certainly supports living together with people while not married in certain situations, for example with (sex) slaves.

My version: I don't fucking care what your dumb book says.

Pfffffnthe first friggin disciple was Mary

It was acceptable because Mary could do sick ollies at the half pipe

No, they just had a baby in a cave together and claimed it was a virgin birth.

Seriously though, I thought they were married?

No, but in his defense, neither did he live with her.

It is also important to not forget about how the Bible was formed.

What we know as the Bible is a collection of books, selected by a committee during a conclave centuries ago.

Any decision made by humans in power and influence will inevitably be favoring their own goals and politics.

There are plenty of other Christian texts that were excluded, how would they have changed Christianity if they were included?

The Ten Commandments, famous for being identical and consistent across varying versions of religious scripture and sections within the same!

Excuse me but old baldy Elisha successfully cast summon shebear swarm and I posit any being able to summon and command not just a shebear but a swarm of shebears just might be infallible

Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.