I thought this was a Mickey7 post until I read the username.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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And queerfolk have more important objectives than to play the unwinnable labour game
Based on an exploitative system.
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Humans make money to be able to buy goods. Hilarious post though. Take that, society!
Man, fediverse sure likes to pretend nobody is hooking up instead of a few points shifted 🤣.
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I'm a woman and this is true for me. The only exception will be if I ever meet a man I am in love with, and he loves me back, and he has a big house in California and he wants me to live there with him.
So far the only man I've met like that he lives in Arizona but I don't want to live in arizona.
🟩🟩🟥🟩
Similar to my comment to those that inquire about my continuing fourteens years of celibacy since my divorce.
"If I ever get married again it will have to be a rich super model or I'm just not interested."
If that ever happens you'll hate yourself for being so vain as to ignore chemistry and personality, and the relationship will likely crash fast.
You mean as vain as the person I replied to. Nothing at all different about it but the gender of the person posting it.
I'll never forget a boyfriend I had from 2015 to 2019, early on he told me if he ever won the lottery and/or met a supermodel, then I would be instantly gone. I never forgot that he said that, even if he was just playing around.
Well guess what happened? In 2019 I received a huge family inheritance and lots of other hotter more fun nicer boyfriends who didn't even know I had money. I left that original twerp. Goodbye.
And then everyone clapped?
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