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[–] Ilikeblankets@lemmy.world 79 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Which has a very bad reputation. Yet 99.9% of it involves fresh air, great views, a sense of freedom only birds know and people still only focus on that 0.1% at the end.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Falling/getting thrown out of the window doesn’t suck. Stopping and landing does

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago

Well then don't land. Are people stupid?

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I mean, it won't kill you, but it definitely would suck

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Right? And you know it must be fun because all the Russian Oligarchs seem to die from it whenever Putin needs money!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

For some reason I seem to recall it being associated with ending rich people.

Probably why it gets a bad rep

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It’s the number 1 cause of death by Russian Oligarchs, number 2 being polonium poisoning. Weird huh?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ooh, I'm not caught up on my Russian oligarch lore.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It seems a lot of them fall out of windows after they piss off Putin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

correct! extra point if you didn't look that up

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago

Wikipedia has an article with some historical examples

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

When emperors embrace tradition

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I needed that information actually

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Well that's random.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 49 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Always thought it was weird that English has a word specifically for throwing someone out of a window.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, the term was in use in other languages before it was taken in English

Defenestrations of Prague

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yep!! It’s actually an interesting little story behind the word.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's weird that any language does, really.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It's French. Guillotine was already taken.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world -3 points 4 days ago

No, it's Latin.

that's only when it happens in czechia

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome.

Putin's Promotion.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, these are pretty specific to Russian journalists/dissenters being killed by the state (the KGB really enjoys defenstration over there), but yeah.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

oh ok that's neat

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

2nd floor, serious injury is more likely than death if you have an ok landing. It's the bullet holes in the head that are the likely cause of death.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

M2 Browning .50 Caliber machine gun is the most accurate and lethal if you want to deal serious blows.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago
[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

going peter thiel mode

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m 99% sure the word sounds like the word where you’re removing woods

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's for when you throw Forrest Whittaker out of a second story window.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

THAT'S FOR WHEN YOU THROW FORREST WHITTAKER OUT OF A SECOND STORY WINDOW.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

ok ok ok chill

I'm vibin to I sent my therapist to therapy by Alec Benjamin

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

FYI, just because you use capslock it does not mean that I can increase the volume of my inner voice when reading that

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

Defloration?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Thunderbird

defecestration