I'm having a stroke right now.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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Ah, a fresh batch of baby godzillas is ready!
And ten million under way.
If you see primarily isn't can be of.
Call a bondulance!
I’m glad that’s not just me. I actually thought my brain had failed me again.
I didn't know strokes were contagious until just now.
I'm smelling burnt toast!
Checked the comments to make sure I wasn’t having one. Thankfully we’re all in this together.
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He has such a way with words. Not a good one. But a way.
Has anyone?
I'm afraid
don't let em
Been far even as decided?
Really been far?
Ow my brain.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
Every fucking day if I could.
I'm seriously wondering this about have you aneurysm writer
When they did, they will. Until then they do always the time
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
do you are have speak english
Näe jag är inte helt säker på hur man gör!
Warum zum Henker hast du einen Kringel über deinem a?
Åh, det är en lingvistisk fråga som en lingvistikprofessor kan besvara.
Ich habe verstanden was du geschrieben hast obwohl ich mir nichtmal sicher bin in welcher Sprache das geschrieben ist 👍
Det är svenska! Jag förstår också, på ett ungefär.
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
Vi dån't use thås lätters bröther
Böt pleas du, Sweden is wönderful
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I can’t parse that first sentence.
Rockstar clearly haven't been as far as decided to do, and it shows.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Poisend IA posting?
Are they saying that we'll have GTA 6 when the PS6 is released?
No they're saying that, Rockstar confirms that GTA 6 is there were once they are did, and that, they became the first ever to have the first as in the video game of that when of PS5 began. Then they end the post by congratulating them by exclaiming "Congratulations Rockstar"!
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please to thank Rocktart
“Does bruno mars is gay” vibes
AI? Or a failure of the educational system?
Little column a, little column b
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