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[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

175 lbs of Tannerite. Boris, the house and some part of the neighborhood will attempt a space voyage, if Boris gets shot.

[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 169 points 3 days ago (3 children)

This reminds me of the time the police got called to an office building because someone saw a man with a rifle in one of the windows. Turns out it was a gaming studio, and the man was a human-size cardboard cutout advertising Battlefield or some similar first person shooter.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 64 points 3 days ago

I remember that, it was the office of Infinity Ward, the Modern Warfare devs.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

And there's people out there that think the average person can tell AI from reality?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

At the hospital where I had my sleep studies done the only available parking was next to a probably five story building. On the second floor down from the top someone had put a mannequin in an EMS vest against their office window and left the lights on.

Whoever that person was should feel accomplished, as it successfully startled me every time I had to walk across that parking lot alone at 10pm.

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 105 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Was it Terry Pratchett or Douglas Addams that had a witch that was going to be burned at the stake? She had a little future-sight abd went to her death willingly and with dignity. And with 50pounds of roofing nails in a barrel of gunpowder under her dress.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Good Omens is the name of the book.

Agnes Nutter had concealed forty pounds of roofing nails and eighty pounds of gunpowder in her petticoat.

Which makes me wonder how much of a hulking beast she must have been to carry that.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 31 points 3 days ago

Pratchett. Agnes nutter in good omens

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Become the claymore you wish to see in the world.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[–] sartalon@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You mean just Terry Pratchett, right? 😢

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

unfortunately Neil Gaiman is still alive and benefits directly from things like purchases, so no. You cannot mikufy an author who benefits.

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm OOTL on this, did Gaiman do something?

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

from wikipedia:

Claire described non-consensual kissing and groping by Gaiman after meeting him at a book tour event, as well as a $60,000 payment from Gaiman to her in August 2022.[176] A woman identified as "K", who also first met Gaiman at a book signing, said that during their relationship he subjected her to painful sex that she "neither wanted nor enjoyed".[21][177]

Scarlett Pavlovich, a former nanny for Gaiman and Palmer's child, alleges that Gaiman sexually assaulted her within hours of their first meeting in February 2022.[177] Pavlovich recalled that he said, "Amanda told me I couldn't have you" after the assault; according to one of Palmer's friends, Palmer had previously told Gaiman, "You could really hurt this person and break her; keep your hands off of her". Pavlovich said that Gaiman had anal sex with her in the presence of his son.[21]

Caroline Wallner, a former tenant of Gaiman's, alleges that he demanded sexual favours in exchange for being allowed to continue living on his property.[21][178] Wallner says that on one occasion, Gaiman grabbed her hand and placed it on his penis while his young son was asleep in the same bed.[21] In 2021, Wallner, her ex-husband, and Gaiman signed a non-disclosure agreement (NDA), and Gaiman paid Wallner $275,000. In early 2025, Gaiman and Wallner both requested arbitration, the dispute resolution method mandated by the NDA, each accusing the other of violating the agreement.[179]

The writer Julia Hobsbawm accused Gaiman of "an aggressive, unwanted pass" and described how Gaiman pushed her onto a sofa and French kissed her in 1986.[178][180]

and something that made it really fucking obvious, if it wasn't already:

In a blog post responding to coverage of the allegations against him, Gaiman said there were "moments I half-recognise and moments I don't".

he doesn't even fucking try to deny it

E: something else that pisses me off is this part:

Gaiman has denied engaging in non-consensual sex, and dismissed Hobsbawm's allegations as misreading the situation.[178][180]

If she says he sexually assaulted her and he says she fucking misread the situation, then he sexually assaulted her. are you fucking kidding me. the most good-faith interpretation is that he misread the situation an assaulted her without intending to do so, but given the track-record and the fact that he says that she misread the situation instead of being horrified at himself, I am willing to extend absolutely no good faith.

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

GNU Sir Terry, Neil can get one final clack

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Definitely TP. I remember reading this, and the setting was not on an oddly numerous inhabitable planets.

[–] Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. That's Good Omens

[–] grimWar@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 days ago (9 children)

If someone shoots Boris, the owner will have a lot more to worry about than home invaders

164lbs of Tannerite Kills a Barn

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

If I had a Boris, I'd be dead before they got a chance to shoot Boris. At which point Boris will have done his job.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

How big is that foyer? Is the wall behind Boris a steel wall per chance ?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Better include a steel roof, because the structural integrity of the ceiling ain't looking great once the dust clears.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

reminds me of Christmas in Finland;

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

Boris will not drop the gun, but he will drop the building structure.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 32 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I see there is Gender Reveal Tannerite, which would dye the perps a chosen color.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 points 3 days ago

Would probably die them too

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

Gotta protect whoever's behind him with high speed steel plate to the face

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 days ago

"Boris, Boris Claymore"

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago (20 children)

Unfortunately I think this is still illegal 😔

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So is executing unarmed people in the street but that seems to be where the calvinball game is at.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but you don't wanna do the illegal thing AT YOUR HOUSE.

Set it up in a bush near the police station or something.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is for when they come to your house. At that point your best case scenario is that you're dragged perfectly healthy to a concentration camp.

Right. But the chance that your booby trap is discovered by the law without it blowing up is way higher than it serving it's purpose as an uno reverse against ICE.

So rather than going to prison for no reason, I say take the fight to them!

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

They can't put you in jail if you're fucking dead cuz you blew up your house.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Any sort of trap is illegal, for good reason.

Although tannerite is stable unless you shoot it with a round going over 2000ft/s

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[–] ElysianBladeRunner@piefed.social 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

This is no “go big or go home” he simply goes boom. He give me Mole from Atlantis vibes.

(https://media.piefed.social/posts/El/Pa/ElPafaXi8arpuGA.png)

[–] Tab981@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm worried Boris won't go off. He's most likely to be shot with a handgun which won't set off the tannerite.

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