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[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 1 points 1 minute ago

bro still on windows πŸ’€

[–] IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org 20 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

My boss sat me down recently and was telling me about how I needed to adapt because AI was going to take my job soon. Somehow it was suppose to be an inspiring meeting about my career growth. I just walked away blackpilled at the stupidity of leadership in the company. Oh yeah, we are 1 year into an AI adoption program and most people stopped using it 6 months ago due to it making them look like idiots with it's mistakes.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And it's ten million lines of typescript on ten nested frameworks.

And the website: "Hello world!"

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 109 points 5 hours ago (6 children)

Behold! My vibe coded website!

http://localhost:8080/

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 12 minutes ago

It's asking for a password.

Edit: Never mind, I tried the one from my luggage and it worked.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 2 hours ago

I didn't know those photos had gone public. I swear it isn't what it looks like!

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 54 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That looks exactly like mine! Did you copy me?

[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 7 points 3 hours ago

Nah, his AI was just trained on the same dataset.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

Im so disappointed that this isnt a rick roll link

[–] Cantaloupe877@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It’s amazing i love the frontend!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago

Honestly, it looks like janky shit. That CSS looks like some moron cobbled it together.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

At least you got the http server running.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 59 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

...works on my machine

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 32 points 5 hours ago

Fuck man, I was talking about this exact shit today.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 21 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I’d sooner use Frontpage.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

frontpage was a rare microslop win

[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Frontpage Express is how I learned basic HTML.

Basically I'd make something look like how I wanted, then just delete all the extra trash and repeating tags until I knew enough of what it did to write my own.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

Likewise.

Unfortunately everything else I learned was ethereal and went away, and I’ve got a learning disability that really doesn’t like it when a new system is slightly different than a previous system I’d learned.

I was all in on .shtml (anything but php or css), Shockwave/Macromedia Director 7 and Bryce for graphics.

I could never get back into it using the mainstream stuff.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 2 hours ago

Same here! I started sprinkling in JavaScript from copy and paste snippets you’d find all over the web and eventually I moved on to PHP (for a small while) then Ruby on Rails.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

Somewhere, in the dephts of the ancient 56k web, exists a website I made with friends when we were in middle school. It's actually still online, and half of the resources are pulled from urls like file:///D:/MegaSite/lol.JPG

This data has been lost forever, but yet, somehow, parts of that yesteryears afternoon at my friend's are still here.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

Man, Frontpage was the fucking bomb. I passed my computing class in highschool by just making websites in frontpage.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 5 hours ago

I made a piracy streaming app with iptv for me to use on my phone and tv.