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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

Yeah my landlord wouldn't be too happy.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

A car battery would not do much. Let's try 40kHz AC?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Did you mean kV? I don't know if 40kHz is high enough, but I know at some point it doesn't even shock anymore, just burns. Hence you can take a screwdriver in your hand, and get it close to high frequency Tesla coil / slayer exciter circuit (not that I know the difference) and have it flow through you no problem, just if you touch the spark directly it burns.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

How thin would your floors and ceilings need to be for this to be real?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Thinner than the lag bolts are long...?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I got drill bits that can go pretty deep. The reason this shit doesn't happen to professionals like myself is that I am scared of electricity and power tools and have no clue what I'm doing and have people do it for me.

SMH

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, if you want the battery to short out and start a fire.

Cut the tips off then drill out the screws so they break off the next time they use it

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 8 points 2 hours ago

Seriously though, this is def something you take up with the landlord, the fines and payment for the repairs alone will be punishment enough.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Could you get a really big drill and drill out the screws? 

Then when they try to use the pole it falls down.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

This would be an extremely time consuming and potentially destructive process.

First, take a grinder and chop off the tips. Then go to the hardware store and get a 1/8, or maybe 3/16, bit that you think is long enough (note- these are expensive). Then go home. Tap a pilot divot in the flattened tip of the lag bolt to get started. Drill your bit all the way through the bolt without snapping it. Take frequent breaks to cool the bit and avoid dulling the edge. Note that bolts tend to be made of quite hard steel to deal with the high forces they are put under, so expect this to take an annoyingly long time. Then do it again with a slightly larger drill bit. Then again. And then again. Etc. Until your bit is just barely smaller than the bolt. Finally, you go in with a drill bit as large as the bolt, and absolutely destroy all your hard work, tearing down the sides of the bolt in a haphazard way. With a large amount of finagling and cursing, you manage to set the bit in thr hole in the top of yhe stripper pole, and finally completely destroy the bolt, so the remains fall on the floor below.

Far more expedient would be using the grinder to grind the tip off, then cut a slot in the flat surface you made. Or maybe a +. Then put either a flat or phillips bit in your impact driver, and reverse the bolt out. How well this works depends on how hard they cranked down the bolts. If this fails, I would get a hole saw, cut around the bolts, and clamp some vice grips to them to turn them out from above.

But really, I would call a real estate lawyer and force my neighbor to pay a contractor to do all the work for me.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 39 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Ok but for real, that wouldn't work, right? How would them holding it complete the circuit? The circuit is just gonna be from one screw to the top of the pole back through another screw, not the part the person is holding.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, a car battery isn't going to do anything even if you could complete a circuit. You can just grab the terminals on a car battery, 12V isn't high enough to be noticeable on dry skin.

You'd want to solder on the hot lead of an extension cord hooked up to 120 if you wanted to make sure they never touch that pole again.

Disclaimer: don't do this, it'll probably kill.

[–] Balaquina@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 hours ago

A electric horse fence is a better option. Will zing you but isn't lethal and also has an intermittent current. Specifically designed to be touched by living things without harm. But stay away from cattle fencing, that can kill someone with a heart condition.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

You can short the terminals on a car battery with your body with no issue (there's a theory that that's why you see it in movies so much - if anyone actually tries it the studio isn't giving them an idea that actually works. Same with duct-tape gags and chloroform), but it might melt the hardware and set the floor on fire which would be fun! What they should really do is connect a HV source and charge up the pole. Won't cause any lasting harm, but hopefully it'll convince them they drove a screw through a live wire.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Who the hell told you you can short a car battery with your body? You absolutely can’t.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (3 children)

You definitely can. As in you can grab both terminals and not be injured.

Source: am high level electrical engineer.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] credo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

That's decently high ngl.

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

That's not a short, by definition.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Just checking: Is this a semantic argument about my use of "short"?

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (8 children)

Did you mean short circuit the battery using your bare hands?

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[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The way you worded it makes it sound like it's very easy to short a battery with your body, not that attempting to short a battery will cause "no issue" because it won't actually work.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm aware - I very intentionally spared everyone the lecture on the mechanics of how this works because it is, on the whole, very boring. However if we really wanted to get into the boring technical details nobody but us cares about then yes, you are indeed shorting the battery, it's just for a ludicrously small amount of current. Ohms law (I = V/R) gives us that.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oooh, because we're too dumb to understand the finer details of electrical engineering, is that it? IS THAT IT?

Because yeah I am too dumb to understand even the coarser details of electrical engineering.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes exactly, I cannot stand the idea of you plebs learning things. How dare you even ask about this.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Jokes on you, we CAN'T learn. Ha.

[–] Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Thing is, you also called it "shorting" the battery. Usually a short is an unintended, unsustainable low resistance path.

While your body may technically close the circuit, calling it a short makes it sound like an actual electricution risk. That combined with the unclear "no issue" usage made it pretty confusing, I thought you had no idea what you were talking about until I saw your reply.

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

For someone to get electrocuted, the current needs to flow through their body. Electricity always follows the path of least resistance, so there's basically no way to do that from upstairs.

If you attach both terminals of the battery (or a stripped extension wire) that wouldn't do it. Assuming the pole is conductive, the electricity would just go into the screws, into the pole, across to the other screw and out. If the pole isn't conductive it would probably do nothing at all. Maybe the floor is conductive, in which case it would go into the screw, through the floor/ceiling and out the other screw. There's just no way to do it where the electricity flows from a screw, down the pole, into the body of the pole dancer, then somehow back out and up to the battery.

Even if the person who owned the stripper pole wanted to electrocute themselves it would be difficult. Assuming the pole is conductive, if you attached one electrode near the ceiling and one near the floor, the electricity would just flow through the pole. It wouldn't make a detour to go through the body of the pole dancer. You'd basically have to clip one side of the battery to your toe, the other side to the stripper pole, and then grab the pole with your hands. And, even then, it might not do it -- you'd have to have sweaty hands and toes to make the path through your body conductive.

I really hate the movie trope where people can get electrocuted by stepping into a puddle that has something electricity-related in it. It's almost as bad as the trope that you get blasted backwards if you're hit by a bullet / shotgun blast.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

so there's basically no way to do that from upstairs.

Incorrect.

stripper poles are tubes and spin on bearings. follow these instructions and you can most certainly electrocute someone with one.

  1. drill a hole in the center of the floor that feeds directly into the "tube" of the pole.
  2. strip 2-3 feet of a solid core copper wire(10-3) to bare copper and kink it into a zig-zag shape that gives it enough width to touch the pole inside.
  3. feed the wire down into the tube until it stops
  4. connect that wire to common
  5. connect the bolts to live
  6. turn the lights on when you hear them on the pole
  7. zap!
  • make sure you're using a 30amp breaker and switch
  • prepare your butthole for the cops when they show up
  • accept you probably just killed a person. two stupids don't make a less stupid.
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What makes you think that will work? That sounds like a very complicated way of just connecting the common to live with no human in the loop.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Ikr, this at least makes the pole get hot because current is actually running through part of it.
But at no point is a human part of the path of least resistance for the electricity.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You've put a worrying amount of thought into this.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

🤣 I really didn't. I used to be a contractor and just understand how this stuff works.

best way to not kill yourself is to know the thousands of ways to die.

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Running a sufficient amount of electricity through it may turn it into a heated rod.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Hammer and punch them back down. Or drip lube down the bolts so it makes the pole unusable.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Or glue. Glue would be hilarious.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That only solves your problem. It doesn't add problems for the perpetrator, which is the only thing we are concerned with here.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

Doesn’t actually solve your problem…you further fuck up your own hardwood

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 50 minutes ago

We are already in pretty firmly academic territory here

[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 3 hours ago

You are going to need more voltage.

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