Fuck me. I'll do what you tell me!
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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Another variation of the RAHOWA shit.
As the Dead Kennedys say about those losers:
Their debut album tracklist;
- Diffusedtrack
- Dying in the name of (America)
- Left the power to him (Trump)
- Leaving for something (America)
- Bullet in the head (of Joe Biden)
- Ignore your allies
- Sleep
- Fistful of Microplastics
- Township Compliance
- Freedom (Isn't free)
Imagine living in a world where these assholes could get a record deal.
Likely not, but instead they'll make use of right-wing pundits to promote their garbage.
I imagine a conservative drummer to be someone who shows up with a snare only.
The freedom to oppress everyone? The freedom to not be prosecuted by ICE because of their skin tone? I'm trying hard to figure this one out.
Conspire With the Machine sounds hella lame.
Grind Against the Machine
Ground up by the machine (and liking it)
Rage For The Machine
globalists
This person is so close.
Billionaires. They hates billionaires, and what they’re doing to the planet. He/she just doesn’t realize it yet.
Maybe they will if they starts writing lyrics and one song ends up eerily close to RATM.
When people say globalists, they mean Jews.
I think this is the worship genre?
Page of the Regime
Already too clever.
I’m laughing at the way this guy seems to think he’s come up with an original idea. There are hundreds of conservative, neofascist punk bands out there. And normal people have never heard of them because they all sound like fucking shit.
Neofascist AND Punk??? How in the hell does that make sense to them???
Their biggest singles "Dow 50000" and "Lick That Boot"
Don't forget the classic "I got it on on Epstein's Island and all I got was this shitty presidency and my victims will probably never face justice because I'm such an old piece of shit but everyone also hopes that my cult followers will pull a Jonestown when I'm gone so they can follow me to the promised land and we can eat unlimited hamburgers and diet Coke but because I went to hell all I get to eat are tacos Al pastor made by a guy who's never heard of Mexico while a bird named Gerry feeds another bird named Gerry some pie made out of my eyeballs"
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"Fuck yeah, I will do what you tell me"
"We're the delegates of Trump"
"Some of those who work forces
Are just following their bosses"
"It has to start somewhere
It has to start some time
But maybe not right now
It's kinda, you know, late"
"cooperate with the machine"
"Put Your Dick In The Machine"
"Balls in the Vise" is a pretty good band name!
Fuck that guy. I hope he spends the rest of his clueless days in syphilitic rot.
Sounds like a vague concept of a band idea, but not an actual plan yet. Maybe they should just call themselves Sybian.
"i hate what globalists did to this country that's why i voted for donald trump!"
“…pissed about what the left and globalists have done to our country…”
I’m sure if you asked them to explain in detail who the “left and globalists” are, and exactly what they think they’ve done to the country, you’d get back a very rational, factual reply.
It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.
And children using litter boxes
All emotion
"Sieg Heil, I will do what you tell me"
"Most of us that work forces, are the same that burn crosses"
“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”
Killing In the Name Of (Trump)
Slave to the machine.
They have a machine their raging against, Social Justice and respecting minorities.
.......so, they "get" what RATM is doing, but they said "Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original."
Why not do your own thing? I'm not saying I agree with the right, or conservatives, but at least do your own things.
they said “Hey, lets do that, but completely opposite, and standing in direct opposition of the original.”
"Also, if anyone could help with the part where the music sounds good, that would be a huge help"
Why not do your own thing?
Because they're trying to run a business not to create art
Same reason the biggest conservative acts are Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.
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Why not do your own thing?
Conservatives are incapable of doing anything original or constructive
Tread on me harder, daddy.
Rage Against the Rage Against the Machine
Tell me you missed the entire point of RATM without telling me you missed the entire point of RATM.
"Fuck you not gonna respect black people"
Rage with the Machine?
I'm always gonna work on Maggie's farm, always.
I try my best to be just like them, even if everybody say to be who I am. So I just sing while I slave and I cant' get bored.
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