Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)
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Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.
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Just finished watching Black Lagoon, so... international smuggler? I guess?
Apparently I'm a "matchmaker" which is a fancy term for Tinder for rich people.
Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me
Physics professor
I am... The Last Dragon.
Pirates of the caribbean.
Yo-ho-ho, me hearties
I guess I better buy some to lube and get ready for my gangbang
This implies you are either gay or about to transition, congratulatilations :3
I make PoV videos about fancy trains in Japan and Europe.
Basically the best possible outcome.
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Ah fuck. Mediveal rice farmer.
Prosecuting nazis. I'm more than happy to take that job over my corporate slave job
I'm the black shirt manager of PlayTech, and all you redshirt peasants are getting paycuts!
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Cool, I'm the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.
Senior loan manager at JLB credit :(
The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.
Does Dispatch count? Because if so, I’m a dispatcher/Mecha Man.
If not…I don’t really have a job, I’ve lost all my money and am stuck in a town I bought for my son for his birthday as a joke. (I just started this one, so I’m sure the situation changes somewhat as the show goes on.)
Just watched the pilot episode for The Americans last night. Had I not I could be wastelanding in the post apocalypse. Now I guess I'm spying for Russia?
The Pitt
Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm your ER doctor. Best I can do is a panadol and send you to the next closest hospital
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(Platoon) Ah shit, i go back to Viet Nam.
Crooked Politician (Boardwalk Empire).
I am waiting for the show to tell me how it is different from regular politician.
I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was "drafted" when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by .. but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.
If you don't have the actual skills, they just let you fold the laundry.
I'm Joe Kenda. My my my
I slay titans but also I am one.
The West Wing where arguably the main character is Josh Lyman.
Veridian Dynamics. Every day, something we make, makes your life better... Usually.
Mrs Merton was a TV host, right? - I can't imagine working in a pet shop if I have to take Malcolm's job.
Rewatching Arcane. Really hope I get to be Jayce, otherwise I'm either an actual terrorist, or a cop
Wow lucky me! I got Kaiser of the Galactic Empire. (Legend of the Galactic Heroes; it was an Empire episode).
The last thing I watched was "Don't Look Up", which means I'm an astronomer, which is certainly a career I'd enjoy. Well, ignoring all the stuff that happens after the start of the movie, I suppose.
Construction worker (total recall (the original one))