former Vault dweller? Thanks a lot Fallout :(
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Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked
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I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question
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An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.
Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.
ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung
Same....
We're both so screwed....
Sweet!! I’m going to attend Starfleet Academy!!
Famous actor! Ah!
Im watching Bear in the Big Blue House with my daughter right now so...Im ok with this. Looks like a comfy place.
I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was "drafted" when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by .. but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.
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The last thing I watched was "Don't Look Up", which means I'm an astronomer, which is certainly a career I'd enjoy. Well, ignoring all the stuff that happens after the start of the movie, I suppose.
I guess I work at the PTMC ER now... Good luck Pittsburgh patients, I don't even know how to do CPR
Le Samouraï was my last movie, do I have to do the job in the same country as the movie? Because I don’t speak French well, so being a French hitman probably wouldn’t work out too well for me. The pay would be good though I’d reckon.
Side note, excellent movie. It’s my third time I’ve seen it now, I’d highly recommend it. Just put on English captions if you don’t understand French, and enjoy. It does require paying attention to, it’s not the kind of movie to have in the background, so keep that in mind.
Blood spatter analyst and vigilante serial killer. I have a laminate.
Crooked Politician (Boardwalk Empire).
I am waiting for the show to tell me how it is different from regular politician.
I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.
I mean... could be worse.
I work for my fascist dad repairing giant steampunk machines.
I'm spending a lot of time today yelling things like "Tell me where the bomb is!" and "We're running out of time". My wife and daughter have been kidnapped, and the people who I work with may be involved in both.
This is the longest day of my life...
So far. Buddy, I think you have at least 6 more of those long days coming.
Oh fuck, I have to run from mercenaries while being recorded the whole time. Although, I might get a billion dollars if the month treats me well
(The Running Man 2025)
I guess I’m a student at demon school now
Petty criminal/ table tennis player
I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms
Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)
Insurance Salesmen
Contract Killer
Cop
One of these three (Fargo S1)
I am a Kazakh reporter in America.
Great success!!
ANIME CRIMES DETECTIVE HELL YESSSSSSS
Community so... dysfunctional chaos demon i guess
Rampart, this is Squad-51. How do you read?
I suppose that would be OK.. as long as the 'curse' came with the requisite knowledge and skills.
....fuck, I really don't want to go back in time 117 times to hold up a diner with a bomb looking for the perfect group of normies to volunteer to save the future world from the dangers of AI.
Shit sounds mentally exhausting and emotionally draining.