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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Arms dealer! (The Night Manager)

[–] tino@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ex Danish spec ops hiding her identity as a friendly neighbor in an Icelandic condo.

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[–] Panthenetrunner@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Just finished watching Black Lagoon, so... international smuggler? I guess?

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Apparently I'm a "matchmaker" which is a fancy term for Tinder for rich people.

[–] cybernihongo@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

So, a park groundskeeper? Okay, that doesn't sound too bad.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Physics professor

[–] The_Blinding_Eyes@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I am... The Last Dragon.

[–] CyberMonkey403@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Pirates of the caribbean.

Yo-ho-ho, me hearties

[–] Cthuwu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Guess I better learn to launder money before the cartel kills me

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ah fuck. Mediveal rice farmer.

[–] febra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Prosecuting nazis. I'm more than happy to take that job over my corporate slave job

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm the black shirt manager of PlayTech, and all you redshirt peasants are getting paycuts!

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever sonic does in Sonic Underground.

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[–] ragas@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Cool, I'm the devil, nightclub owner and fighting crime.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Retired amateur detective. I am Ok with the retired part at least.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm a rich guy who learns to be happy and loved without seeking ever greater riches. I throw all my money at saving a piece of nature I previously wanted to exploit for profit

So happy with this outcome, it could have been so much worse. Never been so lucky in my life.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

Senior loan manager at JLB credit :(

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

The devil as a civilian consultant to the LAPD/nightclub owner.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The West Wing where arguably the main character is Josh Lyman.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Does Dispatch count? Because if so, I’m a dispatcher/Mecha Man.

If not…I don’t really have a job, I’ve lost all my money and am stuck in a town I bought for my son for his birthday as a joke. (I just started this one, so I’m sure the situation changes somewhat as the show goes on.)

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The Pitt

Yeah. I'm sorry if I'm your ER doctor. Best I can do is a panadol and send you to the next closest hospital

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[–] I_Am_Lying@lemmy.org 2 points 3 months ago

Just watched the pilot episode for The Americans last night. Had I not I could be wastelanding in the post apocalypse. Now I guess I'm spying for Russia?

[–] Busyvar@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

(Platoon) Ah shit, i go back to Viet Nam.

[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

Crooked Politician (Boardwalk Empire).

I am waiting for the show to tell me how it is different from regular politician.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I now work for a secret UK government department tasked with managing all sorts of magic trouble and transdimensional incusions. I ended up here, because i was "drafted" when I almost leveled Wolverhampton when i developed an unadvisable new(to me) kind of software algorithm. This is because Magic is acutally a branch of Mathematics, and after a couple years working at the Laundry, i am quite an acomplished Computational Daemonologist. Also possessed by .. but lets not skip ahead too much. all in good time.

[–] altasshet@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you don't have the actual skills, they just let you fold the laundry.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Veridian Dynamics. Every day, something we make, makes your life better... Usually.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I slay titans but also I am one.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I'm Joe Kenda. My my my

[–] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 2 points 3 months ago

Rewatching Arcane. Really hope I get to be Jayce, otherwise I'm either an actual terrorist, or a cop

[–] epicshepich@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Wow lucky me! I got Kaiser of the Galactic Empire. (Legend of the Galactic Heroes; it was an Empire episode).

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