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...And cheat at curling
I'm just gonna go make some popcorn while I wait for the random Swede or Canadian to wander into this thread.
Swede here, I don't care about sports, but online drama tickles my fancy.
Hello, random Canadian curler here
We wasn't exactly as nice about it as I was lead to believe a Canadian would be.
I mean sounds about right. They forgot square faces and mouths tho
I am from BC. Sure not every Canadian is like that but this person totally exists.
I wonder if it has anything to do with lack of enforcement making weed effectively decriminalized long before the official legalization went through. Official legalization was more of a "government and their buddies want in on the lucrative market", ignoring that weed was only as expensive as saffron because of the legal risk (or illusion of one) that went along with trading it.
Saffron is expensive because each plant grows 1-4 flowers, and each flower has two yellow and two red stigmata, and saffron is the two red ones. A whole acre of it will yield less than a kilo IIRC.
Weed, on the other hand, is aptly named because it is happy growing pretty much anywhere from swamps to dessert mountains. Only real complication with it is the whole determining the sex of the plant ASAP to remove/separate the males before they pollinate the females and then watch for hermaphrodites. Though, even then, it only affects the quality of the final product, as fertalized females still produce bud, it just has seeds in it (at a surprisingly high density if you've never gotten seedy bud before) and doesn't mature the same. Still works fine for extracts.
If done properly, you can get the whole yield of an acre of saffron from a single weed plant.
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Hello, Kate Wood here.
how fast can you run?
At least 4 knots. Maybe 5 idk.
i don't see any Canadians disagreeing
I’m from Canada.
It’s not America.
As a Canadian this is the realist thing ever. Half our identity is being not-American.
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Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She's clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she'll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it "zed".
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
So stupid...
The ketchup faucet is the first one. 🤦♂️
Didn't discover washing my hands with water until I was already out of school.
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If you’re gonna sum up an entire culture in a handful of words, well, they could have done worse.
Is Kate single?
You want her to pour some maple syrup on you?
IN THE NAME OF LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE
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I used to have British made English textbooks, it had British stereotypes, minus the bombs for the Irish, and otherwise the more endearing ones.
During my study abroad in japan we visited an elementary school as a cultural exchange. The class that day had to pick a country and list three things about it. A bunch of them picked america and the three most common things were McDonalds / hamburgers, pancakes and Disney.
I would've thought corruption, racism and being fat.
Corruption and racism aren't really unique to America though. If you look at current Japanese politics you'll see they can be just as racist and corrupt as the US.
Corruption goes with Disney, fat goes with McDonalds, and racism... goes with everything.
Pancakes are fine tho
Sure, she's holding weed, but her eyes say she's on something significantly different.
She hung out with Rob Ford
Why do they portray Canadians like Pokemon characters
What's that look on her face... aggressively horny? Is this normally how Canadian ladies get while smoking BC buds??
Nah, that's the maple. We get crazy with the sticky tree blood in us.
That's the reefer madness. East Asia takes a very hard line against drugs. As late as the 70s people in Japan would get 30 years in prison for possession of marijuana. Dealing drugs is often the death penalty across the region.
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Ms. Wood is incredibly based
You may be tempted to think that the syrup thing is because of the bud, but actually she took up bud to stop getting so many questions about it.
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Based
Mordecai. Human. Level 50.
Manager of Princess Donut.
This is a non-combatant NPC.
This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction. Has a well-worn Tim Hortons loyalty card in his Velcro wallet. He says “aboot” instead of “about” and gets really, really upset when you point it out, claiming you’re hearing things and that it’s a harmful stereotype. It’s not a stereotype, and that’s exactly how it sounds. He has a relative who was trampled to death by a moose. You get the idea.
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Is one of their leading exports actually marijuana? That's pretty interesting if true.
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So quite similar to N. Korea 🤔
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