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submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by Tundra_Lifeform@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

β€œGoodnight, son.”

β€œOh, dad, by the way, I need to rent a tuxedo for class tomorrow. It’s part of my grade.”

[–] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

β€œBest I could do son at such short notice.”

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck kind of grade requires a tuxedo? Screw that nonsense.

Snooker comps (technically its a bow tie, but why let the details get in the way?)

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

My school orchestra only needed all black with a red tie, a tux seems kind of excessive.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Well, give me more warning next year I guess

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

So true. It was assigned 4 months ago

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Crayons taste better

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 19 hours ago

I am so glad I never had kids.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Braced for impact