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[–] tino@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Toldry@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

In Spanish, a peacock is literally called a "royal turkey" (pavo real)

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Poultry for rich snobs

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Peacocks are chicken made of pea protein. They're vegan! /s

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

The science checks out.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

If you liked "pee nut butt errr" you'll like "pee cock" too!

[–] Sirdubdee@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] LOLseas@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

If it flies, it spies!

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

glamour chickens!

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

... and what?

[–] spacebread98@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Damn peacockists!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 236 points 1 week ago (10 children)

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent peacock meal?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

Democracy manifest!

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 week ago (2 children)

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS

[–] TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

Not peaCOCK?

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[–] osanna@thebrainbin.org 166 points 1 week ago (1 children)

kill 70B chickens a year? I sleep

kill 2 peacocks? real shit now!

[–] GreenDust@lemmings.world 116 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bird law is not governed by reason

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 week ago (8 children)

deranged canada goose noises

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are there non-deranged Canada goose noises?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

I like em. But I also don't have to walk near them or where they poo, so take my opinion as you will.

[–] LOLseas@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Ed Bassmaster (prankster/comic from Philly) and the Attack Goose: Attack goose - Ed Bassmaster

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 126 points 1 week ago (25 children)

Huh, apparently peacocks are endangered. So probably that's why?

I honestly thought they were quite common as livestock but I guess I was wrong.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I grew up in an Italian community where peacocks and peahens were commonly raised for food - exactly like chickens are now raised by hipsters.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (11 children)

The common peacock, also called Indian peafowl (Pavo cristatus), seen in the pic above, is not endangered. Least concern in fact.

The Green peafowl (pavo muticus) is endangered, but I highly doubt the Florida man had/ate that species. Much harder to acquire—I’ve never even seen it at a zoo.

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[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

Here's the news story about it: https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/pascocounty/man-kills-eats-pet-peacock-pasco-county/67-d216ccbf-d32a-462c-be3d-65c41907095e

  1. There's nothing wrong with eating peafowl. People have been eating them for centuries and still do.

  2. While some species of peafowl are endangered, the species that people keep as pets are not.

  3. This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I'm no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird's neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird's necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Pretty sure halal and kosher meat requires that the animals bleed out.

Yeah, I have seen the animal bleed out once, and it is hard to watch.

A small and young lamb is all tied up laying on the ground with the carotid severed. It is clearly in fear and tries very hard to get away. That struggle lasted for a long time until it eventually is exhausted and died.

I am not sure if this is how halal and kosher meat are produced though.

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I've seen Kosher/Halal killing of chickens, goats and cows. Cows are the worst.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Literally every single halal certified carcass was killed like this.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

This guy was reportedly arrested for his slaughtering methods. I’m no butcher, but I believe the commonly accepted method of slaughter is to swiftly break the bird’s neck to ensure the death is quick. According to the news article, he cut the bird’s necks and let them bleed out which counts as animal cruelty. A person would theoretically get arrested for doing this to their pet/feeder chickens as well.

That's how everyone kills chickens around here, you even have like a metal cone to keep them steady while you do it, I never had the heart to kill any animals but I've seen a lot of it.

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