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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I'm calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he's still trying to hide the Epstein files.

Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

Or there's a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I don't think that's what they are worried about the base finding out. I think he had sex with boys too... That might be too much for the non Catholic base.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago

Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that's what's gonna finish him? Those were the days.

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

these are not the files we are looking for....

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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago

And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As was said before,, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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We've gotten to the point we don't even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Anything to distract from his cesspool history.

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

nice distraction. even if aliens were real they probably probed less asses without consent than Donny T and Jeffy E.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 1 day ago

When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Never seen more definitive proof that there's "no there there" then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 23 points 1 day ago (10 children)

I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think a big part of it is that people realized that aliens somehow only visit the united States. And then mainly the redneck states. Then people got curious again when, again, american pilots saw a bunch of aliens and they released the footage and it was... Mate, that's a bit of dust or a bird, that is just close to the camera, therefore it appears to move really fast. Glad they got the best of the best on it. Also the whole Bob Lazar shit. Which again, believe it or not, american well known bullshitter telling wild stories with no proof at all

[–] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 1 day ago

There's also the suspicious fact that alien photos/videos bacome less frequent now that everyone carries a camera everywhere. You know what kind of footage is now a LOT more frequent? Meteors. Last year there's been the first meteor impact captured on video with sound.

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[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't even think he wrote this? Its to.. proper or something... it's missing the unhinged aspect of all the other posts I've read of his...

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

No, since his tweet about the death of Jesse Jackson it's very obvious that he has a ghostwriter. It's definitely not just you.

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[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

10 Euros that he's gonna claim that he established intergalactic peace or something!

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This just cracks me up. Dude cannot stand any spotlight at ALL on Obama.

His ego just can't take it. Obama said something that makes the news? Rest assured Trump will top that!

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

Even the aliens have been to the Epstein Islands.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

So soon we can all get the best toys the NRO have?

I remain incredulous.

Lumpty Trumpty is only talking about releasing UAP cause of Obama.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone can do a real big funny by leaking all the Epstein files to the internet, unredacted.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Or by just dropping the unredacted files on a usb key into the right mailbox.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago

Operation Special Distraction

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

At this point I'm not 100% convinced he hasn't also raped someone in the alien files.

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