Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.
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Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.
Also the development department lets you borrow the current new generation prototype if you want and suddenly it's all current tech.
Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.
Civic, then, or Corolla
Civic, prius, yaris, corolla, accord (basically 90% f japanese cars) can be fit in this category
Newbie: Hi I just want a distro to go shopping and for family tasks.
Mechanic: You want a racing car. Lift the hood and I'll show you how to operate all the adjustments. Racing cars need lots of tuning and youll need wide tyres too.
Newbie: Can't I just drive to the shops?
Mechanic: But you need to learn under the hood first. That's what Linux is all about.
Newbie: there is also no room for shopping in this racing car.
Mechanic: there is if it's just text files. Don't bother with all that jpeg and binary bloat.
Newbie: You know, as much as I hate Windows, either I didn't need a mechanic, or got one who didn't insist open the hood to operate it.
I installed Debian Linux for several computer-illiterate old ladies. They never had to look under the hood. They are very happy with it.
Yes. They shouldn't need to. Sadly some think everyone should.
Kind of you to assume Arch Linux is going to tell you what the outcome is going to look like :D
Gentoo:

More like LFS
I want that one:

How is the distro called?
Now we're just missing Gentoo and Linux From Scratch
My eleven year old laptop is running Kubuntu. I think it might be a Camry (absent the insanely dominant popularity).
Mor like gentoo or lfs... Arch nowadays is foolproof
Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

I daily drive Debian on a couple of thirteen year old laptops. This is exactly right and Iβm damn happy about it.
Me too. Rock solid, sane and lightning.
Debian is also one of the most secure distributions in terms of user control and security against vulnerabilities, since it is the same OS that runs most of the servers in the world - and therefore gets very quick and reliable security updates.
which is the joke.
Fedora 
Proxmox?

Which would make this ESXI?

Especially since it's on its way out.
Arch is kinda more like looking at a catalogue of parts.
Endevour is the same catalogue of parts, but with a flier inserted with a "recommmended loadout" where you can just check some boxes and get whatever it was you wanted, but the doors there to sawzall the trunk off and attach a cargo box if you want.
Gentoo is just a pile of steel and aluminum beams, a few drums of oil, a cow, and a note that reads "Good luck."
Which one is GNU Guix?
Guix is enthusiastic, principled, lean, very reliable, it is rolling release, completely defined and automatically built from source, but with cached binary standard packages. You have something like Python's virtual environments in a terminal/shell, but with any distro package, and you can go back to any old version.
You also have to pray that your wifi works if using the default libre kernel. I'd liken it to a VW Beetle with a V12 engine swapped in to get it to run
Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that's actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!
openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

Bazzite:

SteamOS:

I dunno, my first thought for Bazzite after switching from Windows a couple of months ago was more like this:

And immutable distros in general would be like this:

Faster by far than getting stuck in Windows traffic and It Just Works(tm) to get you where you want to go, but it's more difficult to go off the beaten path.
I'm a huge fan of immutable distros, but I'm not sure they're mass transit.
Maybe:

It gets you where you want to go, but you don't have to handle the toil of dealing with traffic.
My reason for the bullet train and subway in particular is the nature of being on tracks as well as avoiding traffic (Windows bloat in my use of the concept).
Great for the average user because they don't have to really understand any of the systems involved or anything, just pick a stop and off it goes, but if you try to go off the beaten path at all, you'll probably find yourself having to work around the immutable nature pretty quickly. You can't just go anywhere with it like you would a car.
There's a program that I had installed that for some stupid reason doesn't let you log out on the Linux version and it auto logins as well, so if you log into the wrong account like I did when I installed it, you have to delete the user data from it. In Bazzite, it turns out that you can't just go into the folder and do it manually, you have to use a specific application that comes with Bazzite to delete user data from an application. A minor annoyance, but I did have to go off the rails a little to solve the issue compared to how I would've handled it on Windows.
Slackware:

Then this is Windows ~~10/11~~:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

Ok, right, mine is 7 instead.
Vista, more likely. Win 7 wasn't a chonky one (for the hardware of the time).