hey it's your uber passenger, I'll be singing along even though I can't quite figure out what note he's on. If that doesn't work for you, please feel free to pick me up anyway.
this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2026
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"I'll bring my drumsticks"
This is when you should tip.
Why? We don't know anything about this guy. Maybe he was dumped because he was cheating on her, or abusing her, maybe he was kicked out because he hadn't paid rent in six months.
Maybe it's a dick move to assume the negatives. Maybe he has opportunity to learn a lesson. Maybe he's on the verge of homelessness regardless. Maybe he's still a fucking human.
But why does that mean I should tip?
And be the one that has to pay the cancelation fee? Not a fucking chance.