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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 minutes ago

The thing is that in the long run, you have to give much more attention than you get so doing the math, I say no, but I'm not a mathematician to be honest

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 52 minutes ago

i've read your previous posts so no, absolutely not

[–] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago

Depends... Pregnant by a horse? That will give you attention. Pregnant by a human male well...

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I think it's too common. Takes a bit of effort but I'm sure there is potential for some exciting lore development that will raise eyebrows in every casual conversation.

Like do you think you could make yourself look pregnant with coke and mentos? No matter what the result is it would be interesting to hear that story.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

I'd recommend getting fat instead. You can play it off like you're pregnant but, as long as you keep refreshing your friend groups every few months, don't have to worry about some whiny little shit popping out to hog the spotlight.

Going to shed some guilt over that last bit by stating that I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews (even when they are being whiny little shits). They can hog all the spotlight they want.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 2 hours ago
[–] gray@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Being pregnant and having children can be very lonely, so no

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The sex will get you attention, not so much the pregnancy.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

But pregnant people are public property. At least people behave like they are

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Its probably that same CCP incel who posts all the gender war propaganda.

[–] Stormy@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 minute ago

Should figure that out, those people suck.

How is babby formed?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 hours ago

Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] tomiant@piefed.social -2 points 1 hour ago

Cheaper to just declare you're trans.