Fuck past me! That guy has fucked me over in more ways than I can count. And Fuck future me too! That guy is pissed at me for reasons I can't possibly fathom. And fuck present me! That guy be lazy AF.

[–] RedWedding@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Relatable

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And I promise that future me will be a zen, chill, loving person. Or a dick, life is crazy, you never know how it'll go.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it's done.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Future you is talking smack about you.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am going to ruin his life, call it preemptive revenge

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 13 points 1 week ago

Past me had a dick

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

past me is an asshole, and future me is a chump.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Whenever I think i can just steal from future me, past me has already beat me to the punch.

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck Man, not just in documentation, in my whole life. I hope it’s because I’ve become better but I know there’s stuff in my past I’m fucking embarrassed about. And I know there are people I’ve hurt. But today I’m trying to be better.

So write some fucking documentation motherfucker be better this time.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.

(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)

[–] AlexanderTheDead@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Current me, ironically? Still a dick.

Edit: didn't realize what community I was in lmfao not a programmer, just a perpetual douchebag.

[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 6 points 1 week ago

No documentation, just a single DICK.md with ASCII art of dicks in the project root.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a programmer meme or a trans meme?

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

It says "was" not "had".

[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Present me is the too, but also past me