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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

300 years ago:

Probably die

Work

Die

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You should be having fun during the 20 years that you're studying. And you should be having fun during the 40 years that you're working.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's actually possible to get meaning from what you do as well. May not pay the best in the world, but it's out there. I was in non-profit administration for many years, and I work for a law school now that helps poor folks, many BIPOC, get degrees so they can better themselves and their communities. Social justice people. I've also worked for a private conservative-owned company that only enriched some fuckwads, and I'll not be doing that again.

Also I run a nonprofit that I founded on the side, and we're hoping to hire our first staff person this year, I get a lot of meaning from that.

Basically if you work to change the world for the better instead of just slumping through your day, you feel good about your life, even though it's hard work.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yes, there's that, too.

But even if you don't like your job and don't find much meaning out of it, it's still worth trying to find contentment and happiness in other parts of your life.

I've had jobs I hated with coworkers I loved. I've had jobs I've liked in places I hated. I've had jobs I mostly hated that I actually appreciate having taught me important skills I still use today (for example, a 3-year stint in restaurants in my 20's was miserable in a lot of ways, but it helped me stretch a tight grocery budget and fed me plenty of staff meals, and 20+ years later I'm still a great cook).

Jobs don't define us. For many people, they're just a small part of us. And we should go on to build fulfilling lives for ourselves across many domains, not just at work.

I had fun in college. My major didn't define my actual day to day, or my memories of that time. I had fun in high school. I had fun in elementary school too. I don't remember everything or even everyone, but I know I had a blast at those stages in my life, and most of the fun was had outside of school.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Reminds me of that David Bowie lyric..."We live for just these 20 years, do we have to die for 50 more?".

[–] yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The meaning of life is listening to groovy basslines on the way to and from work. And hugging your loved ones.

Don't let anything distract you from that.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 hours ago

Ladies and gentlemen, this is, in fact, the objective truth.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

And they are trying to take away the 3rd one, because without that you won't need things like retirement savings, so they can just take all of that away from you.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Suicide until you're reincarnated in billionaire family.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 11 hours ago

You incarnate into a rich family just in time for global economic collapse because of the actions of your family.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 18 points 22 hours ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

bUt iF yOu SeE yOuR wOrKpLaCe lIkE fAmIlY tHeN yOu nEvEr wOrK a DaY iN yOuR lIfE!

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Can this (I hAvE tO mAkE mY pOiNt...) just die already? It was kind of amusing twenty years ago.

[–] daw@feddit.org 12 points 12 hours ago

iT wAs kiNdA AmuSIng tWeNTy YeARs aGo

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

"Free"

Both my parents retired. Are they living it up? Are they checking things off their bucket lists? Nope. They're having emergency surgeries, planned surgeries, going to the doctor all the time, taking a regiment of pills or they die, and hanging around the house because they're old and their mobillity isn't great.

A just reward after a lifetime of work.

It's a scam, friends. You're going to work until you're dead or until it doesn't really matter anymore whether you're dead or not.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 10 points 12 hours ago

I used to get downvoted to shit for saying things like this, but enjoy and use your youth.

No matter how you treat your body, you do not know what will happen to it. You may be athletic, rarely ill, an extremely healthy eater. You can still end up with a genetic condition you didn't know about, with a cancer you never fully recover from, losing all of your limbs, losing your bowels or bladder. Dying. All kinds of things.

All of this can happen at any time in your life. Any time. You are not safe from bodily ailment just because you are young and apparently healthy.

Even if nothing happens until you are old and decrepit like a healthy person ought to be, you will still have lost the best years of your life.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm ~40 and this is that I do, too! Plus work.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

Same. And take care of aging parents. And kids.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 73 points 1 day ago (7 children)

0-10 years.

You can die during the first 60 at any time, never making it.

[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 31 points 1 day ago

Or never retire due to circumstances outside your control in your working years

40+ years is a long time for shit to go wrong

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[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Don't mistake this as me saying this work-til-you-die shit is okay, cause it's not. But freedom is as much a mindset as it is a material circumstance. There are people who have everything but freedom and there are people who have nothing but freedom.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
  • depression for 70 years
  • die
[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 12 hours ago

I recently had to explain to my cystic fibrosis therapist / social worker that the thought of living another thirty years is not a good thing. And she knows that I have other, unrelated and equally bad chronic health issues (genetics matter!).

Fuck's sake, I don't want to live to be 70. What a nightmare.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 8 points 23 hours ago

You think you are going to retire for 5-10 years? Cute.

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This framework fails to consider all the time between those main activities, which we spend shitposting.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago

How selfish of you to deny your fortune to be able to contribute to the wealth of the chosen few!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

40 years? Try 50+

I started working at 14-15, and I'll be happy if I can retire at 65

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[–] 4everjugon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

40 Hopefully!

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