Not sure that's an acceptable level of violence for pervertry but who am I to get in the way of women's violent fantasies?
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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There is no level of violence unacceptable for self defense against sexual assault. Keep your hands to yourself.
Disagree. Lighting someone on fire for the lowest form of sexual assault is not okay.
TFW the party's mage casts fireball in a small room...
I can be trusted with this, I promise
I am a man. I am buying six of these, a pair of rollerskates, a hockey stick, a mini fire extinguisher, and some string.
See you guys on TV later!
Well with women having these on hand at least the incels will finally achieve one of their objectives:
Women thinking they're smokin' hot.
And yet somehow I feel this might not be the best path forward.
Well... let's try it out for a little and see what happens.
Typically without solid training what happens is the weapon gets turned on the wrong person.
But, for the sake of a good time we can imagine some asshole pervs getting lit up like a cigar. Heh heh. Awesome.
I hope the QA is good. Training or no training, these aliexpress specials will probably just self immolate in your bag.
Also, fire doesn't just stay put. Yes, you might burn the attacker, but catch the building on fire killing people.
Honestly, I hope it is more deterrent than anything else
Idk, having something that could melt metal from a safe distance as a deterrent seems a bit overkill. But don't take my word for it, I might be overreacting.
Hmm, that sounds like something a velociraptor would say.
It's just running on butane - it won't have enough heat mass to melt metal (and produce any notable flames). Probably it won't do much more to a person than startle the hell out of them and maybe ignite their hair.
3300°C seems a bit much for butane but it could be farenheit which I would assume is still quite hot.
I think even oxy-butane tops out at 2,000°C (which is 50,000°F or something idk). 3,300°C is around the max for oxy-acetylene, which is I'm assuming what the person writing this was looking at.
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Cool idea but that thing needs a bigger fuel tank, looks like it'll be empty after 30 seconds of use
Does it take longer than 30 seconds to burn someone?
Depends on if you're going for shock or efficiency.
So, a worse pepper spray?
If I don’t hear about women being arrested because some creep got immolated for catcalling them, I am going to be disappointed.
Over catcalling? That seems somewhat insane though no?
Unwanted touching or stalking or threatening and such i could see of course, but reciprocating men trying to get a womans attention (in a crappy and rude fashion) with literally death and/or permanent disfigurement and pain is a little drastic.
We rightly abhor the insane acid attacks committed on women over some minor transgression out of some fucked sense of honor, sometimes happening in certain countries; how is this a viable position to hold just because the genders are reversed?
The European age of mass human sacrifice in the form of witch burning (1450 to 1750) is certainly something we don't want to bring back.
If someone's physical safety is under threat then this seems like a reasonable tool for self protection.
Let's hope someone doesn't abuse it.
Theres catcalling, and then theres catcalling. Someone shouting something across the street should probally be ignored if possible.
Someone coming up behind you to tell you they are going rape you? Fire time.
Well, that's the issue I find with this device, the same as guns or general physical force used against harasment and violence against women: it just leads to the woman getting arrested because the issue in the first place is that law enforcement and courts DO NOT take harasment and violence against women seriously
Bingo. This isn't a solution to the problem, it’s a response. The actual problem isn’t being addressed in the slightest. People defending themselves will continue to get blamed for standing their ground. The only solace to be had from that is that women being arrested for “assault” will serve as external confirmation that these things are being used and that they work.
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That bear isn't gonna know what it hit.
Selling something to anyone that can shoot flames up to 20 feet seems like a bad idea. Predators should probably be set on fire, but this sounds like it would take the entire block down with it.
It's all about peer pressure: don't bother her or they will suffer the consequences.
/s
Market it however you want, people want wizard powers
Seems kind of fun. Not to barbecue people, just to light candles and start bonfires and other completely unnecessary uses, like ending weevils.
What do you have against weevils? :(
They ate all my beans!
Beans for the bean gods! /j
I hope you’re able to keep your beans safe in the future, anyhow.
Do you think it burns wasp and mosquito wings fast enough?
Worth a shot
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Needs a green flame.
Avada Kedavra!
This is just a way to market extraneous fire to all genders.
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