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Feels like when you remember there are somehow still basically pre humans that exist in very very small numbers in extremely isolated geographic pockets on earth.
All of this translates down to "she doesn't act like a combination mother/servant/virgin/nymphomaniac specifically for me and only me without ever complaining or asking for anything"
What a godamned cry baby
Tbf, smoking is a no-go for me. And depending on the amount, drinking might be too. For the rest? I'm pretty sure if I found a woman like that, I'd find her extremely hot.
"Toxic relationship with father" and "dislikes God / Jesus".
Gee, I wonder why this combination would appear anywhere.
lol of course this is the kind of misogynistic dork that hides behind a picture of Ryan Gosling online.
5 is a high body count??? What a bunch of enormous fucking losers lmao
I'm Asexual and mine is higher than 5.
5 is a high body count only if you’re a woman. If you’re a man it’s basically nothing and you should aim for at least 100 body count.
The OP is totally baiting… right?
Viewing “uses family court” as a negative is such a self report for that guy lol. ‘I can’t believe my ex is making legally binding agreements that I can’t unilaterally change!’ energy
Yeah, he told on himself. I'm surprised he didn't include "calls 911 to report domestic violence."
Damn that's troublesome, terrible, unbelievable, where can i avoid this, an address would help
The only negative I see on here is “history of cheating.”
I could also see how “Girl Boss” can be negative, but not in a way he means it. He just means women who believe in working outside the home.
Edit: ok, smoking too - if we are talking cigarettes or meth. Smoke all the weed you want.
"History of leaving me for a safer and more loving relationship."
Depending on how "refuses to cook" comes across, that's a negative in my book. I won't want to cook every meal, I'd burn out. It's a requirement that they are at least willing to do it sometimes. (I like cooking, but some days are just overly draining and I need help)
I dated a rich girl for a while who didnt cook, none of her family could. They had a part time maid who would cook for them a bit but mostly ate out and brought home extra meals. Like literally, every time they went out they'd order a couple extra meals to go.
At one point the mom was sad she couldnt get shrimp scampi anywhere in town. So I cooked dinner for them, because NBD. They thought it was magic, doubly so because im a guy. I litterally had to remove the plastic wrapping off the inside of the oven door to make garlic bread, and all the pots and pans still had stickers in the bottom.
At one pojnt I also had to teach my 38 year old GF how to operate a washer and dryer.
Cooking because it's your "traditional role as a woman:" no
Cooking because it's fun and the Food Network made you overconfident: yes
Ouch, Friday I am going to try something because seriouseats made it seem reasonable, and I'm feeling called out
Oh they definitely mean cook for THEM, lol.
No female friends isn't really negative but is never positive, to be fair.
High bodies count : 5 ? What the fuck 🤣
If she’s murdered 5 people, I’ll honestly probably want to stay away.
translation "i don't like people who don't let me tell them how to live their life"
"Sir, I'm going to need you to introduce me to some of those women you claim to know. Get your keys, we're leaving right now."
Yeah the only women this guy knows live in his head
I know you're right, but must you crush my hopes and dreams like that?
You aren't Adam Savage. You do not have the ability to substitute your own reality.
Thank you for the encouragement! Ah, it's been a long time since anybody gave me a compliment like that.
Wait. You said "aren't" and "do not".
Oh. What a terrible day to possess reading comprehension :(
red flags, liberal, girlboss.
not a red flag but, how does she has multiple baby daddies+family court while also not being a mother?
That line continues 'Not Mother / Wife Material' which means he thinks women should care for him as though he were a child.
To be fair though he is a child, I just think he should be put out to pasture or something. Don't worry little Timmy, hes playing on the farm with old yeller.
Whats her @ tho...
Isn't that Ruby from the game Wet?