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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 24 minutes ago (2 children)

Some people are not set up for science fiction or fantasy at all. Will Smith is a borderline case, though.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 21 minutes ago

I think with The Matrix specifically it has to do with the physicality. Late 90s Will Smith was in shape and could do big, bombastic action, but I can't imagine him doing precise martial arts moves without it looking like a comedy.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 16 minutes ago

Didn't you do a sci-fi with his kid? I've never seen it and I have no idea what it was about or what it was called but I'm sure it was a sci-fi.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 36 minutes ago

So what? He's still doing fine. Was he supposed to be in every blockbuster ever made?

He also won an Oscar. Keanu didn't. I don't think that doing Matrix or Inception would have a big impact on his career.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Will smiths thing is most similar to dwayne johnson, he wanted to be the LEAD or the most prominent actor and not the side character

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 45 minutes ago

What do you mean, he played the genie, and, oh right...

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah, no joke lol. Jamie Foxx absolutely knocked it out the park.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I thought they considered Smith for DiCaprios role, like in Inception.

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 1 points 2 minutes ago

Oh yeah that's right, the DiCaprio role was going to be a Clayton Bigsby type

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

For a moment I got him and Matt Smith confused and wondered why he would have has anything to do with Inception.

Edit: came out in 2010, so scratch that thought. For a moment I had a mental collapse and thought it came out late 90s.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Matt Smith as neo would be amazing

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago
  • You hear that mr Anderson? The sound of inevitability.
  • My name is the Doctor!
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

I imagine him throwing some Bad Boys type energy into the lobby shootout.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 78 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Sean Connery turned down both Gandalf in Lord of the Rings and Morpheus in The Matrix because he didn't understand the scripts. He turned down Dumbledore in Harry Potter because it was too fantastical. Then he tried a reverse approach where he accepted the next role he didn't understand, because clearly that was where the money was at. So he accepted Allan Quartermain in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a movie which flopped hard. Then he ragequit the industry and retired.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I love that movie, I thought he did great in it too

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Same here. It’s a fun action romp with some interesting characters. I get that it’s not peak cinema but it’s still good.

Some of the CGI in it is insanely good too (the invisible man), Corridor Crew did a react episode or two about it.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 19 points 5 hours ago

The movie made a decent bit of money, just terrible reviews.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 140 points 7 hours ago (7 children)

Will Smith would have been disastrous in The Matrix and now I want to see it

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 minutes ago

Agreed, but I also firmly believe there is another universe in which we could believably type “Keanu Reeves would have been disastrous in The Matrix”

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil's advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could've sorta worked as Neo.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago

It is crazy how I always think of that movie as "early career Will Smith before he became famous quippy superstar" but it released between Men In Black and Wild Wild West.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

There would be too many wisecracks. Did keanu even smile as Neo?

[–] Thunder_Caulk@lemmy.world -4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

well , excuse me for the AI haters out there. But we gotta do this.

Seedance, c'mon boy, DO IT!!!

Will Smith as NEO in the Matrix.

EDIT: I found one, a year old but it checks out

It's a reddit post

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

You get that we wanted dialogue right? We can all imagine Will Smith in a leather jacket with slow motion bullets moving around him.

Every time someone who is pro AI tries to advocate for it it always comes off as their brain having turned to porridge. You get we can see that image in our minds, we don't need it visualised for us at the expense of half an olympic swimming pool worth of water and at least six trees.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 61 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I was thinking, thank god he turned it down.

Inception, on the other hand - I can’t recall any of the characters, so I don’t know which role he was considering. It’s a perfect Will Smith movie.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 53 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot and Wil can pull off confused.

[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot

Dicarpio's character wasn't confused, you may be thinking of Elliot Page's character, but I wouldn't count that character as the main protagonist.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I barely remember it. I was pretty high at the time.

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[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine the tie-in music video he would have done.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 hours ago

Given that he turned it down for Wild Wild West, use that as a basis.

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