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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 154 points 8 hours ago (7 children)

Will Smith would have been disastrous in The Matrix and now I want to see it

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 58 minutes ago

There are Ai clips now on YouTube where they replace actors in famous movies, like putting Tom Cruise in the matrix or whatever.

I dont watch them because I dont want my nice memories of these movies to be overwritten, but it shows how easy it is today to do.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Agreed, but I also firmly believe there is another universe in which we could believably type “Keanu Reeves would have been disastrous in The Matrix”

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil's advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could've sorta worked as Neo.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It is crazy how I always think of that movie as "early career Will Smith before he became famous quippy superstar" but it released between Men In Black and Wild Wild West.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

There would be too many wisecracks. Did keanu even smile as Neo?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 26 minutes ago

Yup. I think if will smith had done it, it would be a completely different movie and may not have been as much a runaway success as it was

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

I know kung fu

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 66 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

I was thinking, thank god he turned it down.

Inception, on the other hand - I can’t recall any of the characters, so I don’t know which role he was considering. It’s a perfect Will Smith movie.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 57 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot and Wil can pull off confused.

[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot

Dicarpio's character wasn't confused, you may be thinking of Elliot Page's character, but I wouldn't count that character as the main protagonist.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I barely remember it. I was pretty high at the time.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I'm imagining his robot hating Detective Spooner from iRobot, walking around the matrix being pissed off. Or in inception confused and pissed off.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Most likely Leo DeCaprio’s role.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine the tie-in music video he would have done.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 13 points 7 hours ago

Given that he turned it down for Wild Wild West, use that as a basis.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

With the squid machines doing hip hop dances in the background

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 9 points 8 hours ago

Woo, ha-ha ha-ha.

[–] Thunder_Caulk@lemmy.world -4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

well , excuse me for the AI haters out there. But we gotta do this.

Seedance, c'mon boy, DO IT!!!

Will Smith as NEO in the Matrix.

EDIT: I found one, a year old but it checks out

It's a reddit post

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You get that we wanted dialogue right? We can all imagine Will Smith in a leather jacket with slow motion bullets moving around him.

Every time someone who is pro AI tries to advocate for it it always comes off as their brain having turned to porridge. You get we can see that image in our minds, we don't need it visualised for us at the expense of half an olympic swimming pool worth of water and at least six trees.