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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 3 points 26 minutes ago

Ever heard about his wife?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

The jiggy with guy dumb?

The wild wild west guy dumb?

Yes

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

He was fine with the script up to following the white rabbit.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Some people are not set up for science fiction or fantasy at all. Will Smith is a borderline case, though.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think with The Matrix specifically it has to do with the physicality. Late 90s Will Smith was in shape and could do big, bombastic action, but I can't imagine him doing precise martial arts moves without it looking like a comedy.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but that would go both ways. Imagine he did the matrix and it maybe worked out. People would now be like: can you imagine the shitty actor Keanu Reeves was going to play neo in the matrix?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't you do a sci-fi with his kid? I've never seen it and I have no idea what it was about or what it was called but I'm sure it was a sci-fi.

[–] Scavenger_Solardaddy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 hour ago

After Earth. It's kinda lightweight as far as sci fi goes.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Will smiths thing is most similar to dwayne johnson, he wanted to be the LEAD or the most prominent actor and not the side character

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 9 points 4 hours ago

What do you mean, he played the genie, and, oh right...

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 4 hours ago

So what? He's still doing fine. Was he supposed to be in every blockbuster ever made?

He also won an Oscar. Keanu didn't. I don't think that doing Matrix or Inception would have a big impact on his career.

[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, no joke lol. Jamie Foxx absolutely knocked it out the park.

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I thought they considered Smith for DiCaprios role, like in Inception.

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 4 points 3 hours ago

Oh yeah that's right, the DiCaprio role was going to be a Clayton Bigsby type

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

For a moment I got him and Matt Smith confused and wondered why he would have has anything to do with Inception.

Edit: came out in 2010, so scratch that thought. For a moment I had a mental collapse and thought it came out late 90s.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Matt Smith as neo would be amazing

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago
  • You hear that mr Anderson? The sound of inevitability.
  • My name is the Doctor!
[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I imagine him throwing some Bad Boys type energy into the lobby shootout.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 97 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Sean Connery turned down both Gandalf in Lord of the Rings and Morpheus in The Matrix because he didn't understand the scripts. He turned down Dumbledore in Harry Potter because it was too fantastical. Then he tried a reverse approach where he accepted the next role he didn't understand, because clearly that was where the money was at. So he accepted Allan Quartermain in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, a movie which flopped hard. Then he ragequit the industry and retired.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, Sean Connery as Gandalf would have been shit.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

But imagine him 'asking harry calmly'

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 2 hours ago

He was interviewed by Czech TV during the premiere and was asked if the viewers should go see it. He said that he's getting paid for every ticket sold and therefore yes! Everyone should see it!

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Made me laugh. I dont know how true it is but its funny. :)

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I love that movie, I thought he did great in it too

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 25 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Same here. It’s a fun action romp with some interesting characters. I get that it’s not peak cinema but it’s still good.

Some of the CGI in it is insanely good too (the invisible man), Corridor Crew did a react episode or two about it.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 21 points 8 hours ago

The movie made a decent bit of money, just terrible reviews.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 163 points 10 hours ago (12 children)

Will Smith would have been disastrous in The Matrix and now I want to see it

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

There are Ai clips now on YouTube where they replace actors in famous movies, like putting Tom Cruise in the matrix or whatever.

I dont watch them because I dont want my nice memories of these movies to be overwritten, but it shows how easy it is today to do.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Agreed, but I also firmly believe there is another universe in which we could believably type “Keanu Reeves would have been disastrous in The Matrix”

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I get what you mean/agree, but to play devil's advocate, his character in Enemy of the State could've sorta worked as Neo.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

It is crazy how I always think of that movie as "early career Will Smith before he became famous quippy superstar" but it released between Men In Black and Wild Wild West.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

There would be too many wisecracks. Did keanu even smile as Neo?

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 2 hours ago

Yup. I think if will smith had done it, it would be a completely different movie and may not have been as much a runaway success as it was

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I know kung fu

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 72 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

I was thinking, thank god he turned it down.

Inception, on the other hand - I can’t recall any of the characters, so I don’t know which role he was considering. It’s a perfect Will Smith movie.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 60 points 10 hours ago (7 children)

If memory serves me right the protagonist in Inception was confused a lot and Wil can pull off confused.

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