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[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 51 minutes ago

I'm small and weak, so the only thing I'd have going for me after the apocalypse is my nutritional content ๐Ÿ– .

Actually, that's pretty much true in the present ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ .

[โ€“] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

A powerlifter who knows power tools.

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me with twinkish physique and various mental illnesses.

Looks like I'll be locked in the vault with the rest of the breeders. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ I'm a dom I swear

[โ€“] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 1 points 21 minutes ago

Nahhhhh, that bitch would have you as a milk maid and/or breeding sow before he'd make your life anything worth enjoying.

[โ€“] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 hour ago

Politically, yes, physically, no

The worst possible combination

[โ€“] assembly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I realize now that I will not make it in the post apocalyptic world. Probably taken out by a staph infection or something else currently preventable like a bad tooth or something.