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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 129 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ayo where the fuck is my horny posting?!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 66 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 44 points 3 weeks ago

I love how "I fucked your mom" is just too straight and real for Lemmy.

I might be an old straight guy, but I can appreciate keeping it fake & gay around here. 🫡

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

here's my cat doing a slutty pose

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] callyral@pawb.social 51 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

ABAB: All Bombs Are Bastards

alternativelyABAB: Assigned Bomb At Birth

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[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 47 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... but then we'd have to have two flags on every bomb! It's redundant

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, we don't have time for that. Iranian school girls aren't just going to turn themselves into chunks of lifeless meat scattered across a wide area.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Remember boys and girls, if the bomb falls from the sky either from a plane or ridding the nosecone of a missile or is shot from the barrel of a tank, that is never Terrorism, it's only Terrorism if it's otherwise.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only poors can do terrorism, silly!

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[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (68 children)

To those who've down voted this,why if I may ask? Genuinely curious

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (48 children)

Because it’s short-sighted and ridiculous. Yes Russia bombs are bad, yes some NATO bombs are necessary but many are also bad, some Israeli bombs may have been necessary in the past but are now overwhelmingly bad.

This is dumb “tankie” talk that tries to push people into corners that are comfortable for the OP so that they don’t have to use their brain and think about whether people’s world views may be more complex and (eep!) sometimes more well-thought of than their own simplistic view of “NATO bad - Communism good”.

And lastly, as many posts on here, it simply reeks of anti-western propaganda.

[–] Peehole@piefed.social 39 points 3 weeks ago (48 children)

But this is literally how western media and leaders are portraying this. All bombs are bad, NATO or Russia or China or Iran or Israel I don’t care. And fuck Israeli bombs in particular where and why would bombs by a colonial entity committing genocide ever be necessary wtf?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

You're going to get called a Chinese bot account for this

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

War crimes are only bad if the bad guy does them. NATO is a good guy.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 11 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Either they're all ironic and OP sides with Russa over Ukraine or none of them are ironic and OP sides with Israel.

I don't like it. Fuck Netanyahu and Fuck Russia.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

I absolutely and unequivocally side with Palestine (half of my family is Palestinian) and Ukraine.

It's jokes. It's a shitposting group. I shitposted.

I do not stand with Russia or Israel. Both of those regimes go against everything that means basically anything to me. They are evil, along with the USA, which I live in unfortunately.

WTF

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Everyday I see tankie posts and it’s often the same scam: "america bad" (okay) "hence russia and china good"

Your post could be interpreted as such, especially on Lemmy

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[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't interpret this in either of the ways you suggest. I interpret the image as a whole as ironic:

OP is paraphrasing people that claim "Russia bombing people is bad, but the US bombing people is good, and by the way Israel is above all criticism and you're an antisemite for suggesting otherwise", and pointing out the hypocrisy in that claim. I think OP is against wars of aggression in general, and is pointing out that the US and Israel are behaving the same way as Russia when they go bombing people "preemptively", and that being the aggressor in a war is always bad, regardless of who you are.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

THANK YOU. That is exactly what was meant by this. It's a critique towards Israel and war itself, and in no way was meant to show support for the US, Israel or Russia. Fuck all of those countries' governments.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 3 weeks ago

It's super hard to joke on Lemmy lately, everyone is srs af

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Either they’re all ironic [] or none of them are ironic

Textbook false dichotomy, and not how I read it at all. Setup->Punchline is the most basic joke format in existence. The whole point of a setup is you have to be on board with it before getting sideswiped by the punchline.

[–] Peehole@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

Fuck Israel as a whole too why just Netanyahu?

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck Netanyahu and Fuck Russia.

This.

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