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There's no God.
You are bi-polar
Learn women's perspectives
You'll win this

Get over it
"There is nothing."
Do not piss
Cherish them more.
Buy Apple Stock
Die mother fucker
It’s all bullshit.
Don't marry Sarah!
"Wise up, dickhead!"
Notice your happy.
welp. there it went.
This is a cute exercise in lateral thinking and all but will past me know that it is future me talking? Won't matter what the fuck I say otherwise, the little shit won't be listening to any authority figures.
Do more drugs
Don't do it
Won't get better.
Compound interest
Drink more Ovaltine!
1986, buy Microsoft
I don't have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. "Brother has Aspergers", maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).
So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won't listen).
Brush teeth more
Hail Satan, bitch
hail thyself, bitch
invest in bitcoin.
Let's have beer.
I'm you from...
Networking, not cybersecurity
You do fine
Get out NOW
Bet on Patriots
You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.
Not worth it.