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[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 14 hours ago

Girl, you're transgender.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

There's no God.

[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

You are bi-polar

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Learn women's perspectives

[–] Cekan14@lemmy.org 1 points 6 hours ago

You'll win this

[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Get over it

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 8 hours ago

"There is nothing."

[–] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Do not piss

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 7 points 11 hours ago

Cherish them more.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Buy Apple Stock

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Die mother fucker

[–] another_being@reddthat.com 1 points 7 hours ago

It’s all bullshit.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Invest in ~~Nvidia~~ yourself

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago

They said 3

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[–] mech@feddit.org 8 points 12 hours ago

Don't marry Sarah!

"Wise up, dickhead!"

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

welp. there it went.

[–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

This is a cute exercise in lateral thinking and all but will past me know that it is future me talking? Won't matter what the fuck I say otherwise, the little shit won't be listening to any authority figures.

[–] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Do more drugs

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

Don't do it

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 6 points 12 hours ago

Won't get better.

[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Compound interest

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Drink more Ovaltine!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

1986, buy Microsoft

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 8 hours ago

I don't have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. "Brother has Aspergers", maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).

So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won't listen).

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

Brush teeth more

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

hail thyself, bitch

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

invest in bitcoin.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 5 points 14 hours ago

Let's have beer.

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm you from...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Networking, not cybersecurity

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 15 hours ago

You do fine

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 14 hours ago

Get out NOW

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago

Bet on Patriots

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

You got this. Or, Believe in yourself.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Not worth it.

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