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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago
[–] T13URF@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Take LSD now

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.

Turkish : Sorguluyamyacaklardanmiscasiniza protestolara katil.Translation : Participate in the protests as if you were one of those who could not be questioned

[–] three@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Start depression medication

[–] LilithElina@literature.cafe 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] JeffreyOrange@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.

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[–] attero@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

won't get better

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

You fucking dumbass.

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Buy bitcoin soon

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

Don't marry Sarah!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Hold bitcoin decades

[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Brush teeth more

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Nooodel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Mom has leukemia would have been a good move

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Buy Apple Stock

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"ALIEN INVASION SOON"

I do a little self-trolling :)

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I can't figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I'll just say "Programming Language: Haskell".

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[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago

Point at him and say: "Gay. Invest Zoom." He'll figure it out.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You deserve better.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

You're a girl

[–] snowcrete@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn women's perspectives

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[–] Michal@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

Google, Microsoft, bitcoin.

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

You do fine

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Don’t stop believin’

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Won't get better.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

'Read this book' as I hand him a guidebook for the next decade or two.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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