Buy All Bitcoin
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Just be punk.
It's still fucked.
Your 18 year old self being really confused because you basically used 4 words so the message that arrives is just "It's still..". Just imagine what weird stuff your 18 year old self would do because it thinks it found the secret of your message.
go to gym
ADHD not stupid
You 19 now
Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".
what says that you wouldnt have sold it e.g. when the price doubled? like from $10 to $20?
18yo me would be living in the early 2000s; any of these would set me up for life: “Bitcoin hits $100K” “Buy Tesla shares” - this also would work for any of the big brands Netflix/Nvidia etc.
But this one would probably change my life in a much more meaningful way: “Don’t lose her.”
Don’t stop believin’
18 was a long ass time ago for me. It would have been the late 90's. The world was so much different that I don't think anything I could say in 3 words would make any sense to my 18 year old self. I didn't have any money at 18 so something like "buy apple stock" wouldn't have worked.
Even taking the big assumption that I believed what I was telling my 18 year old self I can't actually come up with anything that makes sense in context. 3 words just isn't enough to convey anything useful given the time difference and everything else!
Bitcoin 100k
Move somewhere else.
first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING
runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE
third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL
2 was my first thought too, but maybe its better that I didnt had my egg cracking while I was still living with my parents (the funny thing is, that I still had my egg cracking while staying at my parents place between semesters) and going to school.
With you on 1 and 3, not so much 2...
When I was 18 ADHD was something kids had and you outgrew it. I probably couldn't have been evaluated then. So nuclear engineering it is.
Maybe you could say "you're a woman", but you're still male, unless you've had major work done.
It's-A-Me!
Take LSD now
Buy some bitcoin
Seek mental help
Move to europe
Not fuck crazy!
Invest in Apple.
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
Bitcoin. One hundred…
You just blew it.
sell at $100… got it! thanks future me! will do!
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever... i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements...
Don't preorder Cyberpunk.
I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
Life gets worse
Write down deadlines!
You're a girl
Let's see...
don't sell bitcoin
don't sell doge
don't buy restaurant
don't date XYZ
don't date ABC
don't buy restaurant
don't quit place
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There's no God.
Start depression medication
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)
..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
You'll win this
You need therapy.
Get over it
You are bi-polar
It gets worse
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